[00:00.00]作曲：蒋声欣
[00:02.62]作词：余培煌
[00:10.65]编曲/吉他/混音：黄瀚
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[00:18.67]老婆呾你这人
[00:21.73]岂好勿较癖
[00:25.58]我佮你呾话
[00:28.26]你岂有在听
[00:32.93]我落班开只破摩托
[00:36.20]拼返来煮分你食
[00:40.10]你踏入门手机
[00:43.43]就捏到斜斜
[00:46.63]
[00:47.64]老婆呾你这人
[00:50.82]岂好勿较圣
[00:54.30]我驳大驳细
[00:57.27]无个驳会听
[01:01.94]通间内擩到净玩具
[01:05.32]也无爱相辅择磨
[01:09.32]你踏入门电视
[01:12.30]开到大大声
[01:15.74]
[01:16.40]间内过狭
[01:19.68]岂有变换块来按揭
[01:23.94]条路过远
[01:26.50]岂有变换做只汽车
[01:30.84]个头痹痹
[01:34.40]愈想心肝头愈更愊恻
[01:38.04]猛猛开罐啤酒
[01:41.95]来压下惊
[01:44.10]
[02:18.67]老婆呾你这人
[02:21.74]岂好勿较圣
[02:25.64]我驳大驳细
[02:28.97]无个驳会听
[02:32.81]通间内擩到净玩具
[02:36.23]也无爱相辅择磨
[02:40.11]你踏入门电视
[02:43.24]开到大大声
[02:46.72]
[02:48.15]间内过狭
[02:50.49]岂有变换块来按揭
[02:54.62]条路过远
[02:57.75]岂有变换做只汽车
[03:01.77]个头痹痹
[03:04.84]愈想心肝头愈更愊恻
[03:08.98]猛猛开罐啤酒
[03:12.74]来压下惊
[03:15.51]
[03:16.51]想来过着
[03:19.64]压力一日比一日大
[03:24.03]物价惦升
[03:26.71]速度猛过坐火车
[03:31.00]个头痹痹
[03:34.32]还着呾一句谢
[03:38.06]年年缀我刻苦
[03:41.41]还是老婆
[03:44.37]
[03:45.24]年年缀我刻苦
[03:52.38]还是老婆
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[03:56.87]（潮语正字：詹韩逸）
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