[00:00.000] 作曲 : Krysta Rodriguez
[00:40.373]It's Liza with 'Z' not Lisa with an 'S'
[00:42.410]'Cause Lisa with an 'S' goes 'ssnozz'
[00:44.369]It's 'Z' instead of 'S', 'Lie' instead of 'Lee'
[00:46.355]It's simple as can be, see, Liza
[00:48.758]I'll do it again
[00:49.594]It's Liza with 'Z' not Lisa with an 'S'
[00:51.161]'Cause Lisa with an 'S' goes 'ssnozz'
[00:53.277]It's 'Z' instead of 'S', 'Lie' instead of 'Lee'
[00:55.236]It's simple as can be, see, Liza
[00:57.822]Now, if my name were Ada
[01:00.069]I'd be Ada, even backwards I'd be Ada
[01:02.002]Or if my name were Ruth
[01:04.771]Then I'd be Ruth because with Ruth what can you do?
[01:07.018]Or Sally, or Margaret or Ginger or Faye
[01:11.772]But when you're a Liza you always have to say
[01:15.455]No, it's Liza with 'Z' not Lisa with an 'S'
[01:17.754]'Cause Lisa with an 'S' goes 'ssnozz'
[01:19.713]It's 'Z' instead of 'S', 'Lie' instead of 'Lee'
[01:22.717]It's simple as can be, see, Liza
[01:24.311]Ah, and that is only half of it
[01:26.557]There's another way they treat me cruelly
[01:29.457]How often I remember someone saying
[01:32.461]"There she goes, Lisa Minooli"
[01:34.472]Or Minolli or Miniola or Minili Minnilii
[01:38.312]So is it a wonder? I very often cry
[01:42.257]It's M I double N, then E double L I
[01:44.320]You double up the N, that's not me
[01:46.306]Then E double L end it with an I
[01:48.291]That's the way you say Minnelli
[01:50.929]Liza Minnelli, it's Italian
[01:54.822]Blame it on papa, what can I do?
[01:58.688]Every Sandra who's a Saandra
[02:02.449]Every Mary who's really Maree
[02:06.289]Every Joan who is a Joanne
[02:10.887]Has got to agree with me when I'm announced
[02:14.544]I don't mind being pommeled or trampled or trounced
[02:18.671]But it does drive you bats to be Miss, mispronounced
[02:26.012]It's Liza with 'Z' not Lisa with a 'S'
[02:28.102]'Cause Lisa with a 'S' goes 'ssnozz'
[02:29.669]It's 'Z' instead of 'S', 'Lie' instead of 'Lee'
[02:31.289]It's simple as can be, see, Liza
[02:32.882]Then M I double N, then E double L I
[02:34.449]You double up the N, that's not me
[02:35.964]Then E double L end it with an I
[02:37.558]That's the way you say Minnelli
[02:40.667]Liza Minnelli, it's easy, it's easy
[02:45.499]See it's Leezy, no, Liza