[00:00.000] 作词 : Matthew Caws/Daniel Lorca
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Matthew Caws/Daniel Lorca
[00:18.200] Three important rules for breaking up
[00:20.743] Don't put off breaking up when you know you want to
[00:23.450] Prolonging the situation only makes it worse
[00:25.946] Tell him honestly, simply, kindly, but firmly
[00:28.914] Don't make a big production
[00:30.352] Don't make up an elaborate story
[00:31.978] This will help you avoid a big tear jerking scene
[00:34.552] If you want to date other people say so
[00:36.810] Be prepared for the boy to feel hurt and rejected
[00:39.040] Even if you've gone together for only a short time
[00:41.375] And haven't been too serious
[00:42.630] There's still a feeling of rejection
[00:44.241] When someone says she prefers the company of others
[00:46.254] To your exclusive company
[00:47.721] But if you're honest, and direct
[00:49.120] And avoid making a flowery emotional speech
[00:50.723] When you break the news
[00:51.831] The boy will respect you for your frankness
[00:53.925] And honestly he'll appreciate the kind and
[00:55.128] Straightforward manner in which you told him your decision
[00:58.255] Unless he's a real jerk or a cry baby you'll remain friends
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[00:59.571] I'm head of the class
[01:01.829] I'm popular
[01:04.409] I'm a quarterback
[01:06.658] I'm popular
[01:09.479] My mom says I'm a catch
[01:11.773] I'm popular
[01:14.553] I'm never last picked
[01:16.724] I got a cheerleading chick
[01:20.569]
[01:21.430] Being attractive is the most important thing there is
[01:24.473] If you wanna catch the biggest fish in your pond
[01:26.717] You have to be as attractive as possible
[01:28.822] Make sure to keep your hair spotless and clean
[01:30.972] Wash it at least every two weeks
[01:32.913] Once every two weeks
[01:34.642] And if you see Johnny Football Hero in the hall
[01:36.400] Tell him he played a great game
[01:38.401] Tell him you liked his article in the newspaper
[01:39.661]
[01:39.998] I'm the party star
[01:42.125] I'm popular
[01:44.705] I've got my own car
[01:47.400] I'm popular
[01:49.712] I'll never get caught
[01:52.046] I'm popular
[01:54.833] I make football bets
[01:57.227] I'm the teacher's pet
[02:01.552]
[02:02.264] I propose we support a one month limit on going steady
[02:06.617] I think It would keep people more able to deal with weird situations
[02:10.653] And get to know more people
[02:12.298] I think if you're ready to go out with Johnny
[02:14.229] Now's the time to tell him about your one month limit
[02:16.551] He won't mind, he'll appreciate your fresh look on dating
[02:19.546] And once you've dated someone else, you can date him again
[02:22.239] I'm sure he'll like it
[02:23.502] Everyone will appreciate it
[02:24.816] You're so novel, what a good idea
[02:27.062] You can keep your time to yourself
[02:28.886] You don't need date insurance
[02:29.863] You can go out with whoever you want to
[02:32.112] Every boy, every boy in the whole world could be yours
[02:35.819] If you'll just listen to my plan
[02:38.081] The teenage guide to popularity
[02:40.457]
[02:40.680] I'm head of the class
[02:42.843] I'm popular
[02:45.217] I'm a quarterback
[02:47.623] I'm popular
[02:50.271] My mom says I'm a catch
[02:52.614] I'm popular
[02:55.361] I'm never last picked
[02:57.785] I got a cheerleading chick
[03:00.033]
[03:00.503] I'm the party star
[03:03.186] I'm popular
[03:05.469] I've got my own car
[03:07.814] I'm popular
[03:10.661] I'll never get caught
[03:13.196] I'm popular
[03:15.640] I'm the teacher's pet
[03:18.031] I make football bets