[00:00.000] 作词 : M Mathers/A. Maman/L. Resto/L. Alberto Spinetta/J. Carlos Amaya/C. Cuatia
[00:00.738] 作曲 : M Mathers/A. Maman/L. Resto/L. Alberto Spinetta/J. Carlos Amaya/C. Cuatia
[00:01.476]Hey, yo
[00:03.017](This song's about)
[00:04.010]My, my stepdad
[00:06.726](Let's see if this ever happened to you)
[00:08.189]I, I hate
[00:10.566]My, my stepdad
[00:12.917]One thing that sticks in my craw
[00:14.328]When I was six and I saw my stepfather hittin' my mom
[00:17.698]Socked her right in her eyeball
[00:19.396]I'm startin' to think I'm psychotic
[00:21.172]With all the pictures that I draw of
[00:22.766]Shit that I already witnessed, this probably twisted my thoughts
[00:25.900]All I can hear is drama with mom and him
[00:28.382]I can always hear 'em arguin' down the hallways
[00:30.864]The walls are thin so the noise is startin' to feel like the norm
[00:34.207]My dog pissed on the carpet, he stomped it so hard
[00:36.689]Doctors had to put it down
[00:37.995]He killed my chihuahua, this mother****er!
[00:40.137]I, I, hate
[00:43.246]My, my stepdad (Stepdad)
[00:46.485]So tonight I'm sayin', "Bye-bye stepdad" (Stepdad)
[00:52.258]Outside, I look like I'm calm
[00:53.590]Inside, I'm a tickin' time bomb
[00:55.419]'Cause of this mother****er, who sticks his dick in my mom (My mom)
[00:59.807]Last night, he said I left the kitchen light on
[01:02.263]But he walked in there this morning and purposely flipped it, I saw him
[01:05.606]Hickory switch to my bottom, I counted sixty-nine times
[01:08.741]He swatted me with it, I'm cryin'
[01:10.491]He just started hittin' me harder
[01:12.215]God, I just wish I could jaw him
[01:13.809]If I could get my weight up
[01:15.455]But I'm just a second grader
[01:16.996]This prick is bigger than I am
[01:18.824]But I've been readin' at school about this shit called liquid cyanide
[01:21.959]I'm fantasizin' at night when he's sleepin' at just the right time
[01:25.198]Sneak up with a lethal injection
[01:26.896]And put him down like they did to my dog
[01:28.620]I'm talkin' euthanasia (Euthanasia), like kids in Taiwan
[01:31.964]This ****in' shit's like Saigon
[01:33.505]Neighbors called police on him
[01:35.229]So many battery charges, this dude's like lithium ion
[01:38.468]Then mom and him let bygones (Bygones)
[01:40.820]Just be bygones
[01:41.864]So on eggshells, I walk and just try not to piss this guy off
[01:45.104]But this why I
[01:46.227]I, I, hate
[01:49.179]My, my stepdad (Stepdad)
[01:52.653]So tonight I'm sayin', "Bye-bye stepdad" (Stepdad)
[01:58.870]So this year, I'm goin' to the fifth and I'm tall
[02:01.561]I'm five foot six on my block, I'm the toughest kid but I got
[02:04.878]Way bigger fish to fry
[02:05.845]Which is why I'm tryin' to get this bitch to fly off
[02:07.935]The hand'll wait for the fist to fly off to put this guy in a pine box
[02:11.331]He's always lookin' for chaos but tonight I've cooked up a plan
[02:14.700]So this Christmas, I got some color books and some crayons
[02:17.940]I'm layin' on the floor, in the living room with some friends colorin'
[02:21.623]He walks by, kicks my arm and goes "Whoops" and just laughs
[02:24.627]I yelled for mom (Mom) and as she's rushin' to my defense
[02:27.762]I stood up and said, "**** you punk" and I took off and ran
[02:31.157]To my bedroom, as I fled
[02:32.829]Knowin' shit would hit the fan
[02:34.606]Slammed the door and hid behind it with an aluminum bat
[02:37.793]He kicked it in
[02:38.890]I swung it hard as I could at his head
[02:40.980]His noodle went splat, he fell right at the foot of my bed
[02:44.323]I'm a little bit scared but my anger's overtooken the fear
[02:47.615]I threw down the bat and just started whoopin' his ass
[02:51.063]Beat him with my bare hands, the big bad wolf ain't so bad
[02:54.171]"Ding-dong," the pussy is dead, the bully finally gets his
[02:57.489]Stomped him until he pissed enough to fill a two liter wein
[03:00.780]Then buried him next to my dog
[03:02.557]And if I go to juvie for this, I'ma tell 'em
[03:04.725]I, I, hate
[03:08.356]My, my stepdad (Stepdad)
[03:11.334]So tonight I'm sayin', "Bye-bye stepdad" (Stepdad)
[03:18.073]'Cause I, I, hate
[03:21.365]My, my stepdad (Stepdad)
[03:24.447]So tonight I'm sayin', "Bye-bye stepdad" (Stepdad)