[00:00.000] 作词 : Luis Resto/Marshall Mathers
[00:00.500] 作曲 : Luis Resto/Marshall Mathers
[00:01.00]Pick up the god dang phone...
[00:02.00]******** where the ******* were you Tuesday
[00:02.960]With who you say
[00:04.060]I wasn't at the studio
[00:05.350]******** what'd you do screw Dre
[00:06.940]You went there looking for me
[00:08.190]Oo that excuse is too lame
[00:09.630]Keep playing me you're gonna end up with a huge goose egg
[00:12.770]You fake, lying slut you never told me you knew Dre
[00:15.160] Lupe you want to lose two legs
[00:17.460]You try to flip this on me
[00:18.910]If i spent more time with you, you say
[00:21.000]“Ok yeeah, I’m coo-coo, hey?” Well, screw you
[00:24.040]And I’d be the third person who screwed you today
[00:26.800]Oh, four? Dre, Drake, Lupe Oh touche
[00:30.300]You were too two-faced for me
[00:31.430]Thought you was my number one
[00:33.270]True BlueAce but you ain't
[00:35.210]And I can see you and you make
[00:36.520]That little boo-boo face
[00:37.770]Cause I'm hanging up this phone, boo
[00:39.380]You make my *******g Blutooth ache
[00:41.300]You feeling blue too late
[00:42.770]Go smurf yourself you make me wanna smurfin' puke blue Kool Aid
[00:46.100]Here's what you say to someone you hate
[00:47.800]My life will be so much better if you dropped dead (dead)
[00:55.540]And this song just popped in my head and I thought
[00:58.524]Wouldn't ********t just be a lot easier if you dropped dead (dead)
[01:03.353]I would feel so (so) much (much) better x3
[01:09.742]Think I just relapsed, this ******** pushed me over the brink
[01:12.221]Hop on the freeway trying to get some time alone and just think
[01:15.293]Cops pulled me over but they let me cause I'm only driving drunk
[01:18.251]Cause that ******** drove me to drink I'm back on my ******* ho's
[01:22.653]I hate you for ?? papayas I hate all ******* the same
[01:25.941]Baby come on excuse the pun but ******** you're such a broad statement
[01:29.882]And I ain't channeling my anger through every single station it's on
[01:32.671]Cause a woman broke my heart I say Hea-art cause you ripped it in two pa-arts
[01:37.412]And threw it in the garbage who do you think you are
[01:40.623]******** guess it's time for me to get the dust off
[01:42.971]And pick myself up off the carpet
[01:44.462]But I'll never say the L-word again
[01:47.763]I la-la-la-la le********ian *shout*
[01:52.683]I hope you hear this song and go into a cardiac arrest
[01:55.081]My life would be so much better if you ust]
[01:57.090]My life will be so much better if you dropped dead (dead)
[02:05.373]And this song just popped in my head and I thought
[02:08.793]Wouldn't ********t just be a lot easier if you dropped dead (dead)
[02:13.302]I would feel so (so) much (much) better x3
[02:19.022]Plus you told me, you love me, forever
[02:28.242]********, that was a lie
[02:31.194]I never, wanted someone, to die
[02:39.293]So bad in my *******g life but ******* it there’s other fish in the sea
[02:43.144]And I'mma have a whale of a time
[02:45.093]Being a single sailor for the night
[02:46.593]******** on a scale of 1 to 10, ********t
[02:48.992]I must be the holy grailer
[02:49.783]Catch this ho I got an Oscar attached to my *******g name (great)
[02:53.323]I might hit the club on a chica's tail, uh
[02:55.723]Made for me say ******* it kick some shots back and hammer the nailer
[02:58.973]These ******* tryna get atached with the failer
[03:01.163]And latch him to the tail of my bumper to scratch them with the back of my trailer
[03:05.193]Like I'm itchin' to get hitched
[03:05.943]Yeah I'm rich as a ******** but ******* ain't ********t
[03:08.793]I'd rather leave a ******** in a ditch
[03:10.582]******** you complain when you listen to this
[03:12.673]But you still throw yourself at me
[03:14.182]That's what I call pitchin' a bicth
[03:16.333]That's why I'm swinging at this chicks on sight
[03:19.022]Long as I got a bat and two ******* it's foul
[03:20.763]But my ********'s on strike so all that love ********t is null and void
[03:25.193]******** I'm a droid, I void cupid stupid wasn't for *******s you'd be unemployed
[03:28.343]Oi oi oi man oh man you boy boy boys
[03:33.334]Getting sick at these girls girls girls
[03:35.432]Oink oink oink you *******g pigs
[03:37.483]All you good boys doink doink doink
[03:39.733]I got 99 problems and the ******** ain't one
[03:42.483]She's all 99 of them I need a machine gun
[03:45.223]I take em all out I hope you hear this song
[03:48.122]And grow into a cardiac arrest have a heart attack
[03:50.723]And just drop dead and I'mma throw a *******g party after this cause
[03:54.623]My life will be so much better if you dropped dead (dead)
[04:00.353]And this song just popped in my head and I thought
[04:06.552]Wouldn't ********t just be a lot easier if you dropped dead (dead)
[04:11.443]I would feel so (so) much (much) better better better
[04:14.024]I'm just playing ********, you know I love you