[00:00.000] 作词 : Marshall Mathers/A. Grant/H. Hafermann/Luis Resto
[00:00.029] 作曲 : Marshall Mathers/A. Grant/H. Hafermann/Luis Resto
[00:00.58]Came to the world at a time when it was in need of a villain
[00:03.52]An a**hole, that role I think I succeeded fulfillin'
[00:06.21]But don't think I ever stopped
[00:07.33]To think that I was speaking to children
[00:08.95]Everything was happening so fast
[00:09.93]It was like I blinked—sold three million
[00:11.65]Then it all went blank, all I remember is feelin' ridiculous
[00:14.04]'Cause I was getting sick of this feelin'
[00:15.36]Like I am always under attack, man
[00:16.81]I could have stacked my s**t list to the ceilin'
[00:18.52]Women dishin' but really thinking
[00:20.14]"If anyone ever talks to one of my little girls
[00:21.76]Like this I would kill him."
[00:23.35]Guess I'm a little bit of a hypocrite when I'm rippin' s**t
[00:25.45]But since when did this many people ever give a s**t
[00:27.97]What I had to say? It's just my opinion
[00:29.64]If it contradicts how I'm livin', put a d**k in your rear end
[00:31.33]That's why every time you mentioned a lyric
[00:33.86]I thanked you for it, for drawing more attention toward it
[00:36.49]'Cause it gave me an enormous platform
[00:38.11]I'm flattered you thought I was that important
[00:40.07]But you can't ignore the fact that I fought for the respect
[00:42.57]And battled for it, mad awards, had GLAAD annoyed
[00:45.11]Atta-boy, they told me to slow down, and I just zoned out
[00:47.28]Good luck tryin' to convince a blonde
[00:48.94]It's like telling Gwen Stefani that she sold out
[00:50.87]'Cause I was tryin' to leave, no doubt
[00:52.37]In anyone's mind one day I'd go down in history
[00:54.68]Think they know now, because everybody knows
[00:56.02]Everybody knows that you're just an a**hole
[01:00.58]Everywhere that you go
[01:03.51]People wanna go home, everyone knows
[01:06.69]Everybody knows, so don't pretend to be nice
[01:09.09]There's no place you can hide
[01:14.51]You are just an a**hole
[01:16.41]Everyone knows, everyone knows
[01:19.53]Thanks for the support, a**hole!
[01:22.35]Thanks for the support, a**hole!
[01:24.10]Quit actin' salty! I was countin' on you to count me out
[01:26.32]Ask Asher Roth when he round about
[01:27.96]Dissed me to shout me out
[01:29.10]Thought I was history, but Goddamn, honky
[01:31.25]That compliment's like backhanding a donkey
[01:33.06]Good way to get your a** socked in the mouth
[01:34.72]Nah, I'm off him
[01:35.71]But what the f**k is all this trash-talkin' about?
[01:37.41]The fight was fixed, I'm back and you can't stop me
[01:39.49]You knocked me down, I went down for the count
[01:41.41]I fell, but the fans caught me, and now
[01:42.81]You're gonna have to beat the f**kin' pants off me
[01:45.60]To take my belt—word to Pacquiao
[01:46.79]Momma said there ain't nothin' else to talk about
[01:48.88]Better go in that ring and knock 'em out
[01:50.52]Or you better not come out
[01:51.96]It's poetry in motion
[01:53.28]Like Freddie Roach when he's quotin' Shakespeare
[01:54.84]So what if the insults are revoltin'?
[01:57.29]Even Helen Keller knows life stinks
[01:58.94]You think it's a joke 'til you're bullet-riddled
[02:01.98]But you should give little s**t what I think
[02:03.06]This whole world is a mess
[02:04.38]Gotta have a Goddamn vest on your chest
[02:06.07]And a Glock just to go watch Batman
[02:07.99]Who needs to test a testicles? Not that man
[02:10.12]Half of you don't got the guts and intestinal blockage
[02:12.38]Rest of you got lap bands
[02:13.74]Stuck to this motto before they put bath salts
[02:16.42]And all those water bottles in Colorado
[02:18.16]So get lost, Waldo! My soul's escapin'
[02:19.92]Through this a**hole that is gapin'
[02:21.24]A black hole, and I'm swallowin' this track whole
[02:23.72]Better pack toilet paper, but I'm taking no crap, ho
[02:26.45]Here I go down the Bat Pole
[02:27.83]And I'm changing back into that old maniac
[02:29.18]In fact there they go tryin' to dip out the back-door, retreatin'
[02:31.64]'Cause everybody knows
[02:34.90]Everybody knows that you're just an a**hole
[02:37.04]Everywhere that you go
[02:39.66]People wanna go home, everyone knows
[02:43.19]Everybody knows, so don't pretend to be nice
[02:48.21]There's no place you can hide
[02:51.00]You are just an a**hole
[02:53.20]Everyone knows, everyone knows
[02:55.11]Holy mackerel! I'm the biggest j**k on the planet Earth
[02:57.58]I smacked a girl off the mechanical bull at a tractor pull
[03:00.29]For thinkin' we had some magnetic pull
[03:02.17]Then screamed "ICP in this b**ch!
[03:03.90]How do f**kin' magnets work?"
[03:05.20]'Cause you're attractive, but we ain't attractable
[03:07.08]Hate to be dramatical, but I'm not romantical
[03:09.04]I'm making up words you can understandable, it's tragical
[03:12.23]Thinkin' some magical s**t's gonna happen, that ain't practical
[03:14.88]You crackin' a joke, it's laughable
[03:17.08]'Cause me and love's like a bad combination
[03:19.13]I keep them feelings locked in a vault
[03:20.29]So it's safe to say I'm uncrackable
[03:22.62]My heart is truly guarded, full body armor
[03:24.60]b**ch, you just need a helmet
[03:25.98]'Cause if you think you're special, you're retarded
[03:28.20]Thinkin' you're one of a kind
[03:29.67]Like you got some platinum v***na
[03:31.29]You're a train wreck, I got a one-track mind
[03:33.46]Shorty, you're fine, but you sort of remind me of a 49er
[03:35.38]'Cause you been a gold digger since you was a minor
[03:38.93]Been tryna hunt me down like a dog
[03:40.78]'Cause you're on my a** but you can't get a cent
[03:42.93]'Cause all of my spare time is spent
[03:44.37]On my nose in this binder, so don't bother tryin'
[03:46.66]Only women that I love are my daughters
[03:48.25]But sometimes I rhyme
[03:49.86]And it sounds like I forget I'm a father, and I push it farther
[03:52.00]So, Father, forgive me if I forget to draw the line
[03:54.68]It's apparent I shouldn't have been a parent
[03:57.05]I'll never grow up, so to hell with your parents
[03:58.82]And motherf**kin' Father Time, it ain't never gonna stop
[04:01.42]A pessimist who transformed to an optimist in his prime
[04:04.15]So even if I'm half-dead, I'm half alive
[04:06.46]Poured my half empty glass in a cup
[04:06.62]So now my cup has runneth over
[04:09.87]And I'm 'bout to set it on you like a mothaf**kin' coaster
[04:12.51]I'm going back to what got me here, yeah, cocky
[04:15.32]And can't knock being rude off, so fear not, my dear
[04:18.24]And dry up your teardrops, I'm here
[04:20.25]White America's mirror, so don't feel awkward or weird
[04:22.43]If you stare at me and see yourself, because you're one too
[04:24.91]Shouldn't be a shock, because everybody knows
[04:26.19]Everybody knows that you're just an a**hole
[04:30.13]Everywhere that you go
[04:33.01]People wanna go home, everyone knows
[04:35.06]Everybody knows, so don't pretend to be nice
[04:41.30]There's no place you can hide
[04:44.08]You are just an a**hole
[04:46.52]Everyone knows, everyone knows
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