Evil Deeds 作词 : Mike Elizondo/Mark Batson/Marshall Mathers/Andre R. Young/Christopher Pope 作曲 : Mike Elizondo/Mark Batson/Marshall Mathers/Andre R. Young/Christopher Pope Father, please forgive me for I know not what I do I just never had the chance to ever meet you Therefore I did not know that I would grow to be My mother's evil seed and do these evil deeds Momma had a baby and its head popped off Head popped off, head popped off, head popped off, head popped off, head popped off But Momma don't want me, the next thing I know, I'm gettin' dropped off Gettin' dropped off, gettin' dropped off, gettin' dropped off, gettin' dropped off Ring-ring-ring on the doorbell of the next door neighbors, on their front porch Their front porch, their front porch, their front porch, their front porch But they didn't want me neither, so they left me on someone else's lawn Else's lawn, else's lawn, else's lawn 'Til somebody finally took me in, my great aunt and uncle, Edna and Charles Edna and Charles, Edna and Charles, Edna and Charles, Edna and Charles, they were the ones who were left in charge They were the ones who were left in charge My elementary, they'd gang up on me and sing this song Sing this song, sing this song, sing this song, sing this song It went a little something like "Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Debbie had a ***** spawn, ***** spawn" Momma why do they keep sayin' this? I just don't understand, understand And by the way, where's my dad? Father, please forgive me for I know not what I do I just never had the chance to ever meet you Therefore I did not know that I would grow to be My mother's evil seed and do these evil deeds Predominantly, predominantly, everything's always predominantly Predominantly-white, predominantly black, well, what about me? Where does that leave me? Well, I guess that I'm between predominantly both of 'em I think if I hear that ******* word again, I'ma scream While I'm projectile vomitin'; what do I look like, a comedian to you? Do you think that I'm kiddin'? What do I look like, some kinda idi... Wait a minute, ****, don't answer that; why am I so misunderstood? Why do I go through so much bull****? It's such bull****, it's tush mull bish "Woe is me, there goes poor Marshall again whinin' about his millions And his mansion and his sorrow he's always drownin' in And the dad that he never had, and how his childhood was so bad And how his mom was a **** addict, and his ex-wife, how they go at it Man, I'd hate to have it as bad as that Mr. Mathers claims he had it I can't imagine it, that little rich, poor, white ******* Needs to take some of that cash out of the bank and take a bath in it Man, if I only had half of it" ****, if you only knew the half of it... Haha Father, please forgive me for I know not what I do I just never had the chance to ever meet you Therefore I did not know that I would grow to be My mother's evil seed and do these evil deeds Evil deeds, while I plant these evil seeds Please release me from these demons I never had any of this **** planned, Mom, please believe I don't wanna be *****'s spawn Never got the chance to say I'm sorry Now look at all the pain I caused Dear Santa Claus, why are you not comin' this year again? What did I do that was so bad to deserve this? Everything could have been so perfect But life ain't a fairytale, I'm about to be hoisted up in the air Forty feet below me there's people everywhere I don't even know but who feel like they know me 'cause I'm in this ferris wheel And all I wanna do is go to the mall and take Hailie on the carousel Without this crowd everywhere I go, but life is like a merry-go-round Here we go now, do-si-do now, curtains up, the show must go now Ring-around-the-rosie, the show's over, you can all go home now But the curtain just don't close for me, this ain't how fame was supposed to be Where's the switch I could just turn off-and-on? This ain't what I chose to be So please, God, give me the strength to have what it takes to carry on 'Til I pass 50 back the baton, the camera's on, my soul is gone Father, please forgive me for I know not what I do I just never had the chance to ever meet you Therefore I did not know that I would grow to be My mother's evil seed and do these evil deeds I said, Father, please forgive me for I know not what I do I just never had the chance to ever meet you Therefore I did not know that I would grow to be My mother's evil seed and do these evil deeds (Evil deeds, evil deeds, evil deeds) Oh! Last one, baby, let's go