[00:00.000] 作词 : Mike Elizondo/Mark Batson/Marshall Mathers/Andre R. Young/Chris Pope
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Mike Elizondo/Mark Batson/Marshall Mathers/Andre R. Young/Chris Pope
[00:05.270]Yeah
[00:08.460]Definitely, definitely
[00:11.280]Definitely dope
[00:15.220]Definitely
[00:17.240]Definitely K-Mart
[00:19.980]Yeah
[00:22.620]Yeah
[00:24.160]You find me offensive, I find you offensive
[00:26.980]For finding me offensive, hence, if
[00:29.510]I should draw the line or any fences, if so, to what extents, if
[00:33.380]Any, should I go? 'Cause it's getting expensive
[00:36.070]Being on the other side of the courtroom on the defensive
[00:39.750]They say I cause extensive psychological nerve damage to the brain
[00:43.960]When I go to lengths this far at other people's expenses
[00:47.700]I say you're all just too ***damn sensitive
[00:50.780]It's censorship, and it's downright blasphemous
[00:53.700]Let's end this **** now, 'cause I won't stand for this
[00:56.600]And Chris-stiff-pher Reeves won't sit for this neither
[00:59.920]And let's clear this up too, I ain't got no beef with him either
[01:03.370]He used to be like a hero to me, I even believe I
[01:07.470]Had one of those twenty-five-cent stickers on my refrigerator
[01:11.540]Right next to Darth Vader
[01:13.430]And Darth must've put a hex on him for later
[01:16.140]I feel like it's my fault, 'cause of the way that
[01:18.910]I stuck him up in between him and Lex Luthor
[01:21.780]I killed Superman, I killed Super—
[01:24.630]Man, and how ironic
[01:26.570]That I'd be the bad guy, kryptonite, the green chronic
[01:29.780]'Cause I ain't got no legs
[01:32.680]Or no brain
[01:35.370]Nice to meet you
[01:38.110]Hi, my name is...
[01:40.880]I forgot my name
[01:42.790]My aim was not to become what I became with this level of fame
[01:46.710]My soul is possessed by this devil
[01:48.740]My new name is Rain Man
[01:51.360]Now in the bible, it says:
[01:53.160]"Thou shalt not watch two *******s in bed
[01:55.930]Have homosexual sex
[01:57.830]Unless, of course, you were given the consent to join in
[02:01.180]Then, of course, it's intercourse, and it's bisexual sex
[02:04.730]Which isn't as bad
[02:06.090]'Long as you show some remorse for your actions
[02:08.860]Either before, during, or after
[02:10.760]Performing the act of that which
[02:12.880]Is normally referred to as such more commonly-known phrases
[02:16.980]That are more used by today's kids in a more derogatory way
[02:21.190]But who's to say what's fair to say and what not to say?"
[02:25.210]Let's ask Dr. Dre — Dr. Dre? (What up?)
[02:27.820]I got a question, if I may (Yeah)
[02:29.650]Is it gay to play putt-putt golf with a friend? (Yeah)
[02:33.230]And watch his butt-butt when he tees off? (Yeah)
[02:36.020]But— 'ut, I ain't done yet
[02:37.980]In football, the quarterback yells out, "Hut-hut"
[02:40.880]While he reaches in another grown man's ***
[02:43.390]Grabs on his ***s, but, just, what if
[02:45.950]It was never meant — it was just an accident
[02:48.750]But he tripped, fell, slipped, and his ***** went in—
[02:51.330]His teeny-tiny, little, round heinie, and he didn't mean it
[02:54.230]But his little ****** flinched just a little bit
[02:56.920]And I don't need to go into any more details, but
[02:59.900]What if he pictured it as a female's butt?
[03:02.430]Is that gay? I just need to clear things up
[03:05.050]'Til then, I'll just walk around with a manly strut, because
[03:08.130]'Cause I ain't got no legs
[03:10.850]Or no brain
[03:13.590]Nice to meet you
[03:16.280]Hi, my name is...
[03:19.070]I forgot my name
[03:20.880]My aim was not to become what I became with this level of fame
[03:24.900]My soul is possessed by this devil
[03:26.910]My new name is Rain Man
[03:29.600]You find me offensive, I find you offensive—
[03:32.530]****, this is the same verse, I just did this
[03:35.170]When am I gonna come to my good senses?
[03:37.520]Probably the day Bush comes to my defenses
[03:40.210]My spider sense is telling me Spider-Man is nearby
[03:43.890]And my plan is to get him next and
[03:45.950]Open up a whoop-ass canister
[03:47.990]God**** it, Dre, where's the god**** beat? (Yeah)
[03:51.180]Anyway, anyway, I don't know how else to put it
[03:54.420]This is the only thing that I'm good-at
[03:56.660]I am the bad guy, kryptonite, the green chronic
[03:59.830]Demonic — yup, yup, don't worry, I'm on it
[04:02.540]I got it, high-five Nick Lachey
[04:05.100]Stuck a pin in Jessica's head and walked away
[04:07.740]And as she flew around the room like a balloon, I
[04:10.070]Grabbed the last can of chicken tuna out the trash can, and zoom, I
[04:13.490]Headed straight back to the Neverland Ranch
[04:16.020]With a peanut butter-jelly-chicken-tuna sandwich
[04:18.710]And I ain't even gotta make no god**** sense
[04:21.480]I just did a whole song, and I didn't say ****
[04:24.330]'Cause I ain't got no legs
[04:27.230]Or no brain
[04:30.000]Nice to meet you
[04:32.710]Hi, my name is...
[04:35.350]I forgot my name
[04:37.340]My aim was not to become what I became
[04:39.920]With this level of fame
[04:41.230]My soul is possessed by this devil
[04:43.220]My new name is Rain Man
[04:45.960]'Cause ah, uh, ah, eh, ugh...
[04:50.450]Yup, Rain Man
[04:57.090]Definitely, definitely Dr. Dre
[04:59.990]Super-dope beatmaker
[05:02.210]2000 and, 2000 and
[05:04.370]Four-hundred-and-eighty-seven-million-nine-hundred-and-se-
[05:07.900]-Seventy-three-thousand-four-hundred-and-sixty-three...
[05:11.220]And seventy
[05:12.450]Yeah