Em Calls Paul (Skit)
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Ayo, Paul, it's Em
I got your call about the Michael Jackson thing
And I know that he's not "Thrilled" about the video
What, does he "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'"?
Wow, well, I'll show him who's really "Bad"
Paul, "The Way You Make Me Feel" with these calls
You should really take a look at the "Man In The Mirror"
And tell him to "Beat It", because I "Won't Stop 'Til I Get Enough"
Do you "Remember The Time"
We were watching the "Billie Jean" video?
Well, he'll always be that Michael to me
And it doesn't matter if he's "Black Or White"
Because I can't stop loving him
And I hate plastic surgeons, and I hope they all ******' die
How do you like that? And I like him, I like him a lot
I wanna touch him, but I can't
Excuse me, I'm taking a ****, sorry
Anyways, call me back
I have this idea about how I want to end the show
So, hit me when you get this message, ******
Oh, and by the way, no, I don't have a new *** (******* **)