[00:00.000] 作词 : Eminem/Melvin Charles Bradford/Andre R. Young
[00:00.013] 作曲 : Eminem/Melvin Charles Bradford/Andre R. Young
[00:00.026]Okay, I'm goin' to attempt to drown myself
[00:03.318]You can try this at home
[00:05.120]You can be just like me
[00:16.248]Mic-check, one-two, we recordin'?
[00:19.540]I'm cancerous, so when I diss, you wouldn't wanna answer this
[00:22.309]If you responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus
[00:25.182]I'll strangle you to death, then I'll choke you again
[00:27.455]And break your fvxkin' legs 'til your bones poke through your skin
[00:30.433]You beef with me, I'ma even the score equally
[00:32.784]Take you on Jerry Springer and beat your axs legally
[00:35.657]I get too blunted off of funny home grown
[00:37.695]'Cause when I smoke out, I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono
[00:40.281](Oh no) So if I said I never did drugs
[00:42.632]That would mean I lie and get fvxked more than the President does
[00:45.871]Hillary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert
[00:48.509]I ripped her fvxkin' tonsils out and fed her sherbet (B1xch)
[00:51.226]My nerves hurt, and lately I'm on edge
[00:53.603]Grabbed Vanilla Ice and ripped out (C'mere) his blond dreads (Fvxk you)
[00:56.503]Every girl I ever went out with has gone les'
[00:58.906]Follow me and do exactly what the song says
[01:01.231]Smoke w33d, take p1lls, drop out of school, kill people
[01:04.313]And drink, jump behind the wheel like it was still legal
[01:07.056]I'm dumb enough to walk in a store and steal
[01:09.251]So I'm dumb enough to ask for a date with Lauryn Hill
[01:11.863]Some people only see that I'm white, ignorin' skill
[01:14.214]'Cause I stand out like a green hat with a orange bill
[01:16.878]But I don't get pissed, y'all don't even see through the mist
[01:19.412]How the fvxk can I be white? I don't even exist
[01:22.286]I get a clean shave, bathe, go to a rave
[01:24.637]Die from an overdose and dig myself up out of my grave
[01:27.719]My middle finger won't go down, how do I wave?
[01:30.201]And this is how I'm supposed to teach kids how to behave?
[01:33.127]Now, follow me and do exactly what you see
[01:35.478]Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?
[01:37.933]I slap women and eat shrooms, then OD
[01:40.571]Now, don't you want to grow up to be just like me?
[01:43.262]Me and Marcus Allen went over to see Nicole
[01:45.796]When we heard a knock at the door, must've been Ron Gold
[01:48.591]Jumped behind the door, put the orgy on hold
[01:50.838]Killed them both, then smeared blood on the white Bronco
[01:53.371](We did it) My mind won't work if my spine don't jerk
[01:56.271]I slapped Garth Brooks out of his rhinestone shirt
[01:58.962]I'm not a player, just a ill rhyme sayer
[02:01.078]That'll spray a aerosol can up at the ozone layer
[02:04.056]My rap style's warped, I'm runnin' out the morgue
[02:06.668]With your dead grandmother's corpse to throw it on your porch (Ahh)
[02:09.437]Jumped in a Chickenhawk cartoon with a cape on
[02:12.206]And beat up Foghorn Leghorn with an acorn
[02:14.870]I'm 'bout as normal as Norman Bates with deformative traits
[02:17.770]A premature birth that was four minutes late
[02:20.278]Mother, are you there? I love you
[02:22.524]I never meant to hit you over the head with that shovel (That shovel)
[02:25.293]Will someone please explain to my brain
[02:26.834]That I just severed the main vein with a chainsaw and I'm in pain?
[02:30.465]I take a breather and sigh, either I'm high or I'm nuts
[02:33.417]'Cause if you ain't tiltin' this room, neither am I
[02:35.611]So when you see your mom with a thermometer shoved in her axs
[02:38.328]Then it probably is obvious I got it on with her
[02:40.784]'Cause when I drop this solo sx1t, it's over with
[02:43.213]I bought Cage's tape, opened it, and dubbed over it
[02:45.878]I came to the club drunk with a fake ID
[02:48.464]Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?
[02:50.971]I've been with 10 women who got H!V
[02:53.531]Now, don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?
[02:56.196]I got genital warts and it burns when I pee
[02:59.017]Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?
[03:01.394]I tie a rope around my pen1s and jump from a tree
[03:04.111]You probably wanna grow up to be just like me