[00:00.000] 作词 : Mark Bass/Jeff Bass/Eminem
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Mark Bass/Jeff Bass/Eminem
[00:10.188](I don't know) Yes, man
[00:12.042](Why this world keeps turnin') As the world turns
[00:15.229]('Round and 'round) We all experience things in life (But I wish it would stop and let me off right now)
[00:18.573]Trials and tribulations
[00:20.323](I don't know) That we all must go through
[00:22.152](Why this world keeps turnin') When someone wants to test us
[00:25.260]('Round and 'round) When someone tries our patience
[00:27.533](But I wish it would stop and let me off right now)
[00:30.093]I hang with a bunch of hippies and wacky tobacco planters
[00:32.758]Who swallow lit roaches and light up like jack-o-lanterns
[00:35.213]Outsidaz, baby, and we suin' the courts
[00:37.407]'Cause we d0pe as fvxk and only get a 2 in The Source
[00:39.837]Yo, they never should've booted me outta reform school (Uh-uh)
[00:42.553]Deformed fool, takin' a sx1t in the warm pool
[00:44.957]'Til they threw me out the Ramada Inn
[00:46.785]I said, "It wasn't me, I got a twin"
[00:48.536]Oh my God, it's you, not again (Ahh)
[00:50.573]It all started when my mother took my bike away
[00:52.715]'Cause I murd3red my guinea pig and stuck him in the microwave
[00:55.484]After that, it was straight to the 40 ouncers
[00:57.783]Slappin' teachers and jaxkin' off in front of my counselors
[01:00.447]Class clown freshman, dressed like Les Nessman
[01:02.851]Fvxk the next lesson, I'll pass the test guessin'
[01:05.280]And all the other kids said, "Eminem is a thizz head
[01:07.736]He'll never last, the only class he'll ever pass is Phys Ed"
[01:10.452]Maybe true, 'til I told this b1xch in gym class
[01:12.699]That she was too fat to swim laps, she need a Slim Fast
[01:15.468](Who, me?) Yeah, b1xch, you so big
[01:17.714]You walked into Vic Tanny's and stepped on Jenny Craig (Well, I have never)
[01:20.431]She picked me up to snap me like a skinny twig
[01:22.625]Put me in a headlock, then I thought of my guinea pig (Wait, wait, wait, wait)
[01:25.081]I felt the evilness and started transformin' (Rrrahh)
[01:27.667]It began stormin', I heard a bunch of cheerin' fans swarmin'
[01:30.749]Grabbed that b1xch by her hair, drxg her across the ground (Come here, b1xch)
[01:32.787]And took her up to the highest divin' board and tossed her down
[01:35.660]Sorry coach, it's too late to tell me stop
[01:37.593]While I drop this b1xch face down and watch her belly-flop
[01:40.284]('Cause I don't know) As the world turns
[01:42.113](Why this world keeps turnin') These are the days of our lives
[01:45.273]('Round and 'round) These are the things that we must go through
[01:47.677](But I wish it would stop and let me off right now) Day by day
[01:50.315]We drive around in million-dollar sports cars
[01:52.562]While little kids hide this tape from their parents like bad report cards
[01:55.670]Outsidaz, and we suin' the courts
[01:57.499]'Cause we d0pe as fvxk and only get a 2 in The Source (Yo)
[02:00.346]Hypochondriac, hangin' out at the laundromat
[02:02.906]Where all the raunchy, fat, white-trashy blondes be at
[02:05.623]Dressed like a sailor, standin' by a pail of garbage
[02:07.843]It's almost dark and I'm still tryna nail a trailer park b1xch
[02:10.586]I met a slxt and said, "What up? It's nice to meet ya" (Hi)
[02:12.807]"I'd like to treat you to a Faygo and a slice of pizza
[02:15.288]But I'm broke as fvxk
[02:16.020]And I don't get paid 'til the first of next month (Sorry)
[02:17.900]But if you'd care to join me, I was about to roll this next blunt
[02:20.591]But I ain't got no w33d, no Phillies or no papers
[02:22.785]Plus, I'm a rap1st and a repeated prison escapist
[02:25.293]So give me all your money and don't try nothin' funny
[02:27.644]'Cause you know your stinkin' a5s is too fat to try to outrun me"
[02:30.518]I went to grab my gun, that's when her a5s put it on me (Stop)
[02:32.895]With an uppercut, hit me with a basket of laundry (Ooh)
[02:35.559]I fell through the glass doors, started causin' a scene
[02:37.936]Slid across the floor and flew right into a washin' machine
[02:40.653]Jumped up with a broken back, thank God I was smokin' craxk
[02:43.683]All day, and d0ped up on c0ke and smack
[02:45.642]All I wanted to do was rap3 the b1xch and snatch her purse
[02:48.098]Now I wanna kill her, but yo, I gotta catch her first
[02:50.580]Ran through Rally's parkin' lot and took a shortcut
[02:52.983]Saw the house she ran up in and shot her fvxkin' porch up
[02:55.491]Kicked the door down to murd3r this divorced slxt
[02:58.024]Looked around the room
[02:58.834]That's when I seen her bedroom door shut
[03:00.611]"I know you're in there, b1xch, I got my gun cocked
[03:02.831]You might as well come out now"
[03:03.876]She said, "Come in, it's unlocked"
[03:05.626]I walked in and all I smelled was Liz Claiborne
[03:07.820]And seen her spread across the bed nak3d, watchin' gxy p0rn
[03:10.642]She said, "Come here, big boy, let's get acquainted"
[03:12.967]I turned around to run, twisted my ankle and sprained it
[03:15.370]She came at me at full speed, nothin' could stop her
[03:17.773]I shot her five times and every bullet bounced off her
[03:20.333]I started to beg, "No, please let go"
[03:22.684]But she swallowed my fvxkin' leg whole like an egg roll
[03:25.322]With one leg left, now I'm hoppin' around crippled
[03:27.804]I grabbed my pocket knife and sliced off her right n1pple
[03:30.364]Just tryna buy me some time, then I remembered this magic trick
[03:32.950]Duh-dah-duh-dah-duh-duh, go-go gadget d1xk
[03:35.719]Whipped that sx1t out, and ain't no doubt about it
[03:37.861]It hit the ground, caused an earthquake and power outage
[03:40.395]I shouted, "Now, b1xch, let's see who gets the best"
[03:42.485]Stuffed that sx1t in, crooked and fvxked that fat slxt to death
[03:45.097]Ow! Ow! (Come here, b1xch)
[03:47.135]Ow! Ow! Ahh! (Come here, take this mothafvxkin' d1xk, b1xch, come here)
[03:50.087]('Cause I don't know) And as we go along
[03:52.176](Why this world keeps turnin') Throughout the days of our lives
[03:55.363]('Round and 'round)
[03:57.584](But I wish it would stop and let me off right now) We all face small obstacles
[04:00.562](I don't know) And challenges everyday
[04:02.181](Why this world keeps turnin') That we must go through
[04:05.290]('Round and 'round) These are the things
[04:07.510]That surround us through our atmosphere (But I wish it would stop and let me off right now)
[04:10.358](I don't know) Every day
[04:12.264](Why this world keeps turnin') Every single day the world keeps turnin'
[04:15.451]('Round and 'round) Keeps turnin'
[04:17.515](But I wish it would stop and let me off right now) Keeps turnin'
[04:20.362](I don't know why this world keeps turnin')