[00:00.000] 作词 : Mark Bass/Jeff Bass/Eminem/Ryan Montgomery
[00:00.470] 作曲 : Mark Bass/Jeff Bass/Eminem/Ryan Montgomery
[00:00.940]I reckon you ain't familiar with these here parts
[00:04.702]You know, there's a story behind that there saloon
[00:08.673]20 years ago, two outlaws took this whole town over
[00:14.341]Sheriffs couldn't stop 'em
[00:17.633]Quickest dxxn gun-slingers I've ever seen
[00:21.342]Got murd3red in cold-blood
[00:25.391]That old saloon there was their little home away from home
[00:29.336]They say the ghosts of Bad and Evil still live in that tavern
[00:33.515]And on a quiet night, you can still hear
[00:36.519]The footsteps of Slim Shady and Royce Da 5'9"
[00:39.915]I don't speak, I float in the air, wrapped in a sheet
[00:42.632]I'm not a real person, I'm a ghost trapped in a beat
[00:45.166]I translate when my voice is read through a seismograph
[00:47.804]And the noise is spread
[00:48.692]Picked up and transmitted through Royce's head (Uhh)
[00:50.939]Trap him in his room, possess him and hoist his bed
[00:53.238]'Til the evilness flows through his blood like poisonous lead
[00:55.954]Told him each one of his boys is dead (Ohh)
[00:57.835]I asked him to come to the dark side
[00:59.324]He made a choice and said (Yo)
[01:00.421]Who hard? Yo, I done heard worse
[01:02.171]We can get in two cars and accelerate at each other
[01:04.261]To see which one'll swerve first
[01:05.959]Two blind bandits panic, whose mental capacity
[01:08.310]Holds that of a globe on top of nine other planets
[01:10.713]Kissed the cheek of the Devil, intelligence level
[01:13.117]Is hellier than treble peakin' on speakers in the ghetto
[01:15.624]Dismissal, I'm not a fair man, disgraced the race of an atheist
[01:18.524]Interceptin' missiles with my bare hands like a patriot
[01:21.058]One track sliced without swords, I buried the Christ corpse
[01:23.644]In my past life, when the black knight mounted the white horse
[01:26.126]And stay over-worked, it's like the Naz1s and the Nation
[01:28.451]Collaboratin', attemptin' to take over the Earth
[01:30.906]'Cause this is what happens when Bad meets Evil
[01:33.336]We hit the trees 'til we look like V13tnamese people
[01:36.104]He's Evil, and I'm Bad like Steve Seagal
[01:38.691]Above the law 'cause I don't agree with police either
[01:40.833]Sx1t, me neither
[01:42.165]We ain't eager to be legal
[01:43.680]So please leave me with the keys to your Jeep Eagle
[01:46.344]I breathe ether in three lethal amounts
[01:48.617]While I stab myself in the knee with a diseased needle (Ahh)
[01:51.308]Releasin' rage on anybody in squeezin' range
[01:53.842]Cold enough to make the seasons change into freezin' rain
[01:56.767](He's insane) No I'm not, I just want to shoot up
[01:59.327]And I'm pissed off, 'cause I can't find a decent vein
[02:01.104]The disaster with dreads, I'm bad enough to commit suicide
[02:03.951]And survive long enough to kill my soul after I'm dead
[02:06.511]When in danger, it's funny, actually my flavor's similar to a waiter
[02:09.698]'Cause I serve any stranger with money
[02:11.605]I spray a hundred, man, until they joint chains
[02:13.825]While slippin' bullets at point-blank range like they was punches
[02:16.568]P1ss on a flag and burn it, murd3r you then come to your funeral
[02:19.311]Service lobby and strangle your body to confirm it
[02:21.662]Wh1ppin' human a5s, throwin' blows, craxkin' jaws
[02:24.144]With my fists wrapped in gauze, dipped in glue and glass
[02:26.782]I'm blazin' emcees, at the same time amazin' emcees
[02:29.185]Somehow, emcees ain't that eyebrow-raisin' to me
[02:31.667]From all of angles of us, flash a MAC loud enough
[02:34.122]To cast a avalanche and bust 'til volcanoes erupt
[02:37.466]Hello? (Billy?)
[02:38.589]Ayo, what's up? (We're comin' to get you)
[02:40.575]Stop! They know it's us!!!
[02:41.933]I used to be a loudmouth, remember me? (Uh-uh)
[02:44.493]I'm the one who burned your house down (Oh)
[02:46.217]Well, I'm out now (Sx1t)
[02:47.393]And this time, I'm comin' back to blow your house up
[02:49.744]And I ain't gon' leave you with a window to jump out of (Shh)
[02:52.382]Give me two fat tabs and three shrooms
[02:54.498]And you won't see me, like fat people in steam rooms
[02:57.241]And when I go to hell and I'm gettin' ready to leave
[02:59.513]I'ma put air in a bag and charge people to breathe
[03:02.178]'Cause this is what happens when Bad meets Evil
[03:04.555]And we hit the trees 'til we look like V13tnamese people
[03:07.638]He's Evil, and I'm Bad like Steve Seagal
[03:09.962]Against peaceful, see you in Hell for the sequel
[03:12.940](We'll be waitin') See you in Hell (Uh-huh)
[03:15.971]Wall Street (Yup), Royce Da 5'9", Slim Shady (Uh)
[03:22.109]See you in Hell for the sequel (Bye-bye)
[03:25.218]Bad Meets Evil, what? (Until next time)
[03:33.238]And so, that's the story of when Bad meets Evil
[03:36.790]Two of the most wanted individuals in the county
[03:40.526]Made Jesse James and Billy the Kid look like law-abiding citizens
[03:45.724]It's too bad they had to go out the way they did
[03:49.486]Got sh0t in the back comin' out of that old saloon
[03:53.848]But their spirits still live on 'til this day
[03:58.002]Shh, wait, did y'all hear that?