[00:00.000] 作词 : Geordie Greep
[00:00.040] 作曲 : Cameron Picton/Geordie Greep/Morgan Simpson
[00:00.81]“Ladies and gentlemen
[00:01.92]Are you ready for the sporting event of the year?
[00:05.36]To the thousands in attendance
[00:07.13]And to the millions watching around the world
[00:10.28]Let’s see some thunder!”
[00:35.18]Posterity will show me to be
[00:39.63]The greatest that the world has ever seen
[00:42.33]A genius among nonentities
[00:59.23]The Leadweight clash of the century
[01:01.46]To February 31st, 2163
[01:04.53]I was there, but could not see
[01:07.13]Being a 3 foot 3 superfluous freak
[01:10.19]Blinded by necks, upper backs and knees
[01:13.35]Folded fat flapped by the breeze
[01:16.79]Sun Sugar in the red trunks
[01:19.01]Sun Tzu in the blue
[01:21.24]Both ran to the center of the ring
[01:23.66]While the rhinestone suit continued to sing
[01:38.71]Sun Sugar, a simple man, cut from coarse cloth
[01:43.91]Sun Tzu seeking strength from a snakeskin broth
[01:49.02]Weighing in at 600 pounds
[02:07.03]I ran through legs to the front of the crowd
[02:12.33]Sun Sugar came over
[02:17.44]Sun Sugar came over and shook my hand
[02:23.01]He turned away, and I shot him in the back
[02:27.93]Sun Sugar came over and shook my ****ing hand
[02:30.53]He turned away, and I might shot him in the back
[02:35.08]Sun Tzu raised his arms
[02:39.08]Crowned champ while Sugar bled on
[02:41.40]No doctor on the scene, the audience won!
[02:52.45]Eventually found and sentenced to life
[02:57.37]Spent reading the letters of a million wives
[03:01.46]Sun Sugar came, wouldn’t be shit without me
[03:06.66]The youngest executioner in tabloid memory