[00:00.000] 作词 : Marshall Mathers/B. Zayas Jr/Matthew Del Giorno/Stephen Hacker/D. Davis/L. Walters/D. Birks/Juana Michelle Burns/J Lee/F. Shaheed/K. Nazel
[00:00.530] 作曲 : Marshall Mathers/B. Zayas Jr/Matthew Del Giorno/Stephen Hacker/D. Davis/L. Walters/D. Birks/Juana Michelle Burns/J Lee/F. Shaheed/K. Nazel
[00:01.061] "Look, I was gonna go easy on you not to hurt your feelings"
[00:04.394] "But I'm only going to get this one chance" (Six minutes— Six minutes—)
[00:09.212] "Something's wrong, I can feel it" (Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on!)
[00:11.726] "Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know what.
[00:17.453] If that means what I think it means, we're in trouble, big trouble;
[00:20.801] And if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not taking any chances"
[00:24.352] "You are just what the doc ordered"
[00:25.725]
[00:25.911] [Chorus]
[00:26.126] I'm beginnin' to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
[00:29.004] All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
[00:32.063] Now, who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
[00:35.253] They said I rap like a robot, so call me Rap-bot
[00:37.829]
[00:38.012] [Verse 1]
[00:38.137] But for me to rap like a computer it must be in my genes
[00:40.060] I got a laptop in my back pocket
[00:41.738] My pen'll go off when I half-**** it
[00:43.447] Got a fat knot from that rap profit
[00:44.934] Made a livin' and a killin' off it
[00:46.323] Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office
[00:47.625] With Monica Lewinsky feelin' on his nutsack
[00:49.610] I'm an MC still as honest
[00:51.292] But as rude and as indecent as all hell
[00:52.655] Syllables, skill-a-holic (Kill 'em all with)
[00:54.305] This flippity dippity-hippity hip-hop
[00:55.693] You don't really wanna get into a pissin' match
[00:57.276] With this rappity brat, packin' a MAC in the back of the Ac'
[00:59.607] Backpack rap crap, yap-yap, yackety-yack
[01:01.150] And at the exact same time, I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicin' that
[01:04.028] I'll still be able to break a mother****in' table
[01:05.659] Over the back of a couple of ******s and crack it in half
[01:07.769] Only realized it was ironic, I was signed to Aftermath after the fact
[01:11.225] How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs
[01:13.463] Feel my wrath of attack
[01:14.386] Rappers are havin' a rough time period, here's a maxi pad
[01:16.414] It's actually disastrously bad for the wack
[01:18.563] While I'm masterfully constructing this masterpièce
[01:20.586]
[01:20.759] [Chorus]
[01:20.921] 'Cause I'm beginnin' to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
[01:23.986] All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
[01:26.976] Now, who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
[01:30.352] Let me show you maintainin' this shit ain't that hard, that hard
[01:33.662] Everybody want the key and the secret to rap immortality like Ι have got
[01:36.925]
[01:37.070] [Verse 2]
[01:37.209] Well, to be truthful the blueprint's
[01:38.079] Simply rage and youthful exuberance
[01:39.614] Everybody loves to root for a nuisance
[01:41.205] Hit the Earth like an asteroid
[01:42.181] Did nothing but shoot for the Moon since (Pew!)
[01:44.460] MCs get taken to school with this music
[01:45.924] 'Cause I use it as a vehicle to "bus the rhyme"
[01:47.890] Now I lead a new school full of students
[01:49.536] Me? I'm a product of Rakim
[01:51.048] Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac, N.W.A, Cube, hey Doc, Ren
[01:54.438] Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slim
[01:55.865] Inspired enough to one day grow up, blow up and be in a position
[01:59.157] To meet Run–D.M.C., induct them
[02:00.638] Into the mother****in' Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
[02:03.402] Even though I'll walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames
[02:05.651] Only Hall of Fame I'll be inducted in is the alcohol of fame
[02:08.890] On the wall of shame
[02:09.755] You fags think it's all a game, 'til I walk a flock of flames
[02:12.879] Off a plank and, tell me what in the **** are you thinkin'?
[02:15.854] Little gay-lookin' boy
[02:16.543] So gay I can barely say it with a straight face, lookin' boy (Ha-ha!)
[02:19.242] You're witnessin' a mass-occur
[02:20.237] Like you're watching a church gathering take place, lookin' boy
[02:22.628] "Oy vey, that boy's gay!"—that's all they say, lookin' boy
[02:25.732] You get a thumbs up, pat on the back
[02:27.248] And a "way to go" from your label every day, lookin' boy
[02:28.873] Hey, lookin' boy! What you say, lookin' boy?
[02:30.381] I get a "hell yeah" from Dre, lookin' boy
[02:31.984] I'ma work for everything I have, never asked nobody for shit
[02:34.654] Get outta my face, lookin' boy!
[02:35.567] Basically, boy, you're never gonna be capable
[02:37.001] Of keepin' up with the same pace, lookin' boy, 'cause—
[02:38.742]
[02:38.951] [Chorus]
[02:39.089] I'm beginnin' to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
[02:41.867] All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
[02:44.801] The way I'm racin' around the track, call me NASCAR, NASCAR
[02:48.269] Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash God
[02:50.805] Kneel before General Zod
[02:52.114] This planet's Krypton—no, Asgard, Asgard
[02:54.812]
[02:54.997] [Verse 3]
[02:55.122] So you'll be Thor and I'll be Odin
[02:56.667] You rodent, I'm omnipotent
[02:58.315] Let off, then I'm reloadin'
[02:59.915] Immediately with these bombs I'm totin'
[03:01.614] And I should not be woken
[03:03.282] I'm the walkin' dead, but I'm just a talkin' head, a zombie floatin'
[03:06.566] But I got your mom deep-throatin'
[03:08.115] I'm out my Ramen Noodle
[03:09.331] We have nothin' in common, poodle
[03:11.203] I'm a Doberman, pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage, pupil
[03:14.802] It's me, my honesty's brutal
[03:16.788] But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize what I do though
[03:20.328] For good at least once in a while
[03:21.501] So I wanna make sure somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle enough rhymes
[03:24.740] To maybe try to help get some people through tough times
[03:27.306] But I gotta keep a few punchlines
[03:28.733] Just in case 'cause even you unsigned
[03:30.419] Rappers are hungry lookin' at me like it's lunchtime
[03:32.868] I know there was a time where once I
[03:34.619] Was king of the underground
[03:35.843] But I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind
[03:37.706] So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes when you combine
[03:40.106] Appeal with the skin color of mine
[03:41.830] You get too big and here they come tryin'
[03:43.468] To censor you like that one line
[03:45.069] I said on "I'm Back" from The Mathers LP 1 when I
[03:47.437] Tried to say I'll take seven kids from Columbine
[03:49.452] Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a 9
[03:53.421] See if I get away with it now that I ain't as big as I was, but I'm
[03:56.726] Morphin' into an immortal, comin' through the portal
[03:59.457] You're stuck in a time warp from 2004 though
[04:01.317] And I don't know what the **** that you rhyme for
[04:04.026] You're pointless as Rapunzel with ****in' cornrows
[04:06.573] You write normal? **** being normal!
[04:08.224] And I just bought a new raygun from the future
[04:10.273] Just to come and shoot ya, like when Fabolous made Ray J mad
[04:12.660] 'Cause Fab said he looked like a fag at Mayweather's pad
[04:14.589] Singin' to a man while he played piano
[04:16.180] Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 special on the cable channel
[04:19.244] So Ray J went straight to the radio station
[04:21.344] The very next day, "Hey Fab, I'ma kill you!"
[04:23.204] Lyrics comin' at you at supersonic speed (J.J. Fad)
[04:25.522] Uh, summa-lumma, dooma-lumma, you assumin' I'm a human
[04:27.332] What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman?
[04:28.993] Innovative and I'm made of rubber so that anything you say is ricochetin' off of me and it'll glue to you and
[04:32.348] I'm devastating, more than ever demonstrating
[04:33.494] How to give a mother****in' audience a feeling like it's levitating
[04:35.235] Never fading, and I know the haters are forever waiting
[04:37.145] For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating
[04:38.565] 'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated
[04:40.179] I make elevating music, you make elevator music
[04:42.053] "Oh, he's too mainstream."
[04:43.127] Well, that's what they do when they get jealous, they confuse it
[04:45.516] "It's not hip-hop, it's pop,"—'cause I found a hella way to fuse it
[04:48.674] With rock, shock rap with Doc
[04:50.144] Throw on "Lose Yourself" and make 'em lose it
[04:51.820] "I don't know how to make songs like that
[04:53.404] I don't know what words to use."
[04:54.643] Let me know when it occurs to you
[04:56.197] While I'm rippin' any one of these verses that versus you
[04:57.693] It's curtains, I'm inadvertently hurtin' you
[04:59.382] How many verses I gotta murder to
[05:01.467] Prove that if you were half as nice, your songs you could sacrifice virgins too?!
[05:04.634] Ugh, school flunky, pill junkie
[05:06.984] But look at the accolades these skills brung me
[05:09.242] Full of myself, but still hungry
[05:11.158] I bully myself 'cause I make me do what I put my mind to
[05:14.066] And I'm a million leagues above you
[05:16.451] Ill when I speak in tongues, but it's still tongue-in-cheek, **** you
[05:19.515] I'm drunk, so, Satan, take the ****ing wheel
[05:21.539] I'ma sleep in the front seat
[05:22.876] Bumpin' Heavy D and the Boyz, still "Chunky but Funky"
[05:26.005] But in my head there's something I can feel tugging and struggling
[05:29.405] Angels fight with devils and here's what they want from me
[05:32.752] They're askin' me to eliminate some of the women hate
[05:34.767] But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred
[05:36.368] I have, then you may be a little patient
[05:37.907] And more sympathetic to the situation
[05:39.606] And understand the discrimination
[05:41.794] But **** it, life's handin' you lemons? Make lemonade then!
[05:44.969] But if I can't batter the women
[05:46.170] How the **** am I supposed to bake them a cake then?!
[05:48.046] Don't mistake him for Satan; it's a fatal mistake
[05:50.254] If you think I need to be overseas and take a vacation
[05:52.517] To trip a broad, and make her fall on her face and
[05:55.191] Don't be a retard—be a king? Think not
[05:57.780] Why be a king when you can be a god?