[00:06.910]Shrimp salad on a... stick
[00:09.460]This isn't some pro-GOP election
[00:12.050]it's anti-Obama election
[00:14.280]We asked you for questions for the panel
[00:16.670]and we got this on facebook
[00:19.370]Everybody wants to bang the president
[00:22.210]bang the president
[00:23.380]it's fun for all the republicans
[00:26.170]Ebola Obama
[00:28.250]Ebama Obola
[00:29.470]Bang the president
[00:30.430]ISIS Obama
[00:31.500]OBISIS Ibama
[00:33.380]Crimea Obama
[00:35.160]Obea Crimama
[00:36.680]Bang the president, it's easy
[00:38.360]Bang the president, make him squeal
[00:40.840]All of you want to go out and bang the president
[00:44.060]We have to be true, we have to be great
[00:45.790]we have to bang the president every day
[00:47.600]The, uh, you don't want it all in just one big bang
[00:51.160]I would enjoy having some Bourbon with Mitch McConnell
[00:54.360]I don't know what his preferred drink is
[00:56.030]The president would like to know your preferred drink
[00:58.420]Bourbon
[00:59.350]Bourbon whiskey
[01:00.970]is a distinctive product
[01:02.900]and is unlike other types of beverages
[01:05.390]Bourbon
[01:06.610]Bourbon whiskey
[01:08.280]I rise to take an active role in promoting Bourbon
[01:12.040]Bourbon has recognition
[01:13.620]Bourbon has depth of flavor
[01:15.440]Bourbon has an American spirit
[01:18.560]Let's hear it for Bourbon
[01:20.940]Bourbon whiskey
[01:22.670]The drink itself is named for Bourbon County, Kentucky
[01:26.480]Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, ISIL's leader
[01:29.340]What set off rumors of Baghdadi's injuries?
[01:32.260]It turns out it was a tweet, a tweet
[01:34.490]This tweet, this original tweet
[01:35.610]This tweet we've seen, this tweet could be
[01:37.440]the tweet that sparked everything
[01:39.470]the tweet that made us think he was dead as a loaf of bread
[01:46.330]Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, Abu Bakr al-
[01:48.310]But right now nothing has happened
[01:51.310]The machines, the machines are taking people away from reality
[01:56.930]Some Americans don't know anything, anything
[02:01.710]They're lost in cyberspace
[02:03.380]creating phony worlds in which they can escape
[02:05.800]Yeah, the machines and the humans are in love forever
[02:09.100]Like you and me on TV being angry together
[02:12.950]I'll always be there for you when you've got some yelling to do
[02:16.860]then people watch it on their machines
[02:19.290]that good old fashioned tube
[02:21.090]Aren't the president and Eric Holder responsible for violence in Ferguson?
[02:25.360]Yes, yes, yeah, yes, absolutely!
[02:28.000]Yup, yeah, yes, yes, yes, yeah!
[02:29.370]Yeah, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
[02:31.000]Wait, what about the homicide?
[02:32.980]Or the long history of institutional discriminatio-
[02:34.580]Bang the president, it's fun!
[02:36.600]I mean, it's fun!
[02:38.780]It's easy!
[02:40.670]I wanna pay tribute to the spirit of Kentucky
[02:44.170]literally
[02:48.570]Bourbon whiskey
[02:54.310]Bourbon
[02:55.780]Bourbon whiskey
[02:57.010]It's fun, bang the president
[02:58.330]I love getting hugs
[02:59.400]Bang the president
[03:00.270]It was a tweet
[03:01.580]The machines
[03:02.040]This tweet, this original tweet
[03:03.160]The machines
[03:03.770]This tweet, this original tweet
[03:05.230]Obama Benghazi
[03:06.750]Benbama Oghazi
[03:08.370]Bang the president
[03:09.340]Buy him dinner! Take him home!
[03:10.760]If you're both in the mood when you're alone
[03:12.430]Bourbon whiskey
[03:13.600]Better than patron
[03:14.370]Bourbon whiskey
[03:15.280]Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi
[03:17.000]Abu Bakr, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi
[03:20.000]All the republicans
[03:21.070]Bang the president
[03:30.620]This is your state drink?
[03:32.180]With Nicholas Megalis next to that TV set
[03:35.380]And some other friends, too
[03:36.500]And don't forget
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[03:39.700]Season 2 next year
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[04:02.410]What about Benghazi?