[00:00.000] 作曲 : Matthew Maltese
[00:25.259]Clap your hands and catch a fly
[00:28.166]Bite an apple, shut your eyes
[00:30.923]Moisturize, your skin is dry
[00:37.032]Ghosts are ringing off the bell
[00:39.896]Tell your friends you're doing well
[00:43.173]Call a doctor 'bout your health
[00:45.787]
[00:48.164]And I think you deserve an Oscar
[00:52.139]For pretending nothing's wrong
[00:55.444]Every day there's something else
[00:58.977]But you carry yourself
[01:01.544]Like the greatest actor
[01:04.451]Acting like the world is not
[01:07.512]Breaking up before your eyes
[01:10.693]You deserve a prize
[01:12.603]
[01:17.405]Ooh
[01:19.031]
[01:23.536]Take a supplement for sun
[01:28.528]Try and sleep with everyone
[01:31.421]Know you're doing nothing wrong
[01:37.598]Kiss the season on the mouth
[01:40.775]Go for walks and hug a cloud
[01:43.490]All the funny ones are down
[01:46.201]
[01:48.756]And I think you deserve an Oscar
[01:52.793]For pretending nothing's wrong
[01:55.864]Every day there's something else
[01:59.470]But you carry yourself
[02:01.695]Like the greatest actor
[02:04.802]Acting like the world is not
[02:07.854]Breaking up before your eyes
[02:11.255]You deserve a prize
[02:12.698]
[02:13.911]Watch a war under the sheets
[02:16.738]Get a coffee down the street
[02:19.805]Plastic bags in harmony
[02:22.717]Everybody's incomplete
[02:25.983]And who's the best at saving face?
[02:28.917]Who's the toughest in the race?
[02:31.899]Forget the pulp you have for brains
[02:35.026]You're my nomination
[02:36.118]
[02:38.228]And you deserve an Oscar
[02:41.219]For pretending nothing's wrong
[02:44.137]Every day, it bursts the seams
[02:47.911]But you put on your jeans
[02:50.332]Like the greatest actor
[02:53.119]Acting like the world is not
[02:56.375]Breaking up, it slowly dies
[03:00.149]You deserve a prize