1000 Tears Deep
 作曲 : Matthew Maltese
 Welcome to the fellowship of sadness
 Here we cry all the time
 There's complimentary liquids
 And please try not to smile

 You are a thousand tears deep
 But you are more than your wet cheeks

 In the middle of your mattress
 Your fingers hold onto mine
 You're the saddest of the saddest
 Hey, I think you qualify

 You are a thousand tears deep
 But you are more than your wet cheeks

 (When you call me up, and you're crying your eyes out
 I just want you to know that I'm here for you
 Like a bridge over cheek water
 I'm always here for you
 And you're so much more than this
 You're so much more than this)

 You are a thousand tears deep
 But you are more than your wet cheeks
 You are a thousand tears deep
 But you are more than your wet cheeks