Oldest Trick in the Book
 作曲 : Aznive Korkejian/Matthew Maltese
 I cannot follow us like a persistent worm
 That's not a thing that I can do
 You are a lake of love
 A raging genius
 And you don't want the things I do

 The first time we met up
 Asked you in for coffee
 You said, "That's the oldest trick in the book"
 And when I think about you often
 I picture you smirking
 When I used the oldest trick in the book

 Cute if not pitiful, so unoriginal
 And yet it's how it all begins
 If I'm a lake then you
 You're a deep diver and who
 Can say if that's enough to win?

 The first time we met up
 Asked you in for coffee
 You said, "That's the oldest trick in the book"
 And when I think about you often
 I picture you smirking
 When I used the oldest trick in the book

 The first time we met up
 Asked you in for coffee
 You said, "That's the oldest trick in the book"
 And when I think about you often
 I picture you smirking
 When I used the oldest trick in the book