Greatest Comedian
 作曲 : Alex Burey/Matt Maltese
 制作人 : Alex Burey/Jonathan Rado
 录音 : Sean Cook
 贝斯 : Jonathan Rado
 鼓 : Kane Ritchotte
 中提琴 : Rob Moose
 混音师 : Ben Baptie
 吉他 : Alex Burey
 主人声 : Matt Maltese
 母带工程师 : Ted Jensen
You're the beauty, the stranger in the grocery store
You're the highest quality hardwood door
You're the final wartime piece of bread
You once told me that you hate the shaven head
I want you so
And God must be the greatest comedian I know
To put you so far away
He put you so far away
There are "Davids" and "Janets" everywhere
There are juveniles with the blondest hair
There are cronies with their jobs and ties and cash
There are people like me - the whitest trash
I want you so
And God must be the greatest comedian I know
To put you so far away
He put you so far away
I have heard
That Jesus was a very handsome girl
If she were
I'd bet she'd look something like you now
I have heard
That some people feel the Earth is flat
But if it were
How come I don't see you anywhere
How come I don't see you any...
I want you so
And God must be the greatest comedian I know
To put you so far away
He put you so far away
I want you so
And God must be the greatest comedian I know
To put you so far away
He put you so far away