Bad Contestant
 作曲 : Matt Maltese
 制作人 : Jonathan Rado
 录音 : Sean Cook
 混音师 : Andy Menhennitt/Ben Baptie/Josh Bunning
 贝斯 : Jonathan Rado
 音频工程师 : Kevin Basko
 鼓 : Kane Ritchotte
 管风琴 : Matt Maltese
 和声 : Jonathan Rado/Ladonna Harley-Peters/Matt Maltese/Paul Boldeau/Phebe Edwards
 主人声 : Matt Maltese
 母带工程师 : Ted Jensen
I'm a toothache
I'm the saddest case
I'm often looking round for my next mistake
I'm your garden waste
I've left no trace
I'm only here for some hollow math debate

I'm a bad, bad contestant
I ain't much but baby I could impress ya
I'm a bad, bad contestant
I ain't no prince of love but give me a second

I'm a dead end, a budget hotel
I'm pretty good at feeling sorry for myself
I'm a deck chair
Your cheap underwear
A bad Christian who never goes to prayer

I'm a bad, bad contestant
I ain't much but baby I could impress ya
I'm a bad, bad contestant
I ain't no prince of love but give me a second

And if you want funny
I could be your jester honey
And if you want rock n roll I can stop playing my slow songs
If you want conversation I'll stay up with you all night

I'm a bad, bad contestant
I'd go home with the lowest prize on TV
A bad, bad contestant
You can find me finishing off the empties

(He's a bad, bad contestant)
I ain't much but baby I could impress you
(He's a bad, bad contestant)
(He's a bad, bad contestant)
They say the underdogs are always the best ones