The Expert What if it's bad for me What I'm getting sick What about once a week Just a little bit Think I got a fever Talkin' 'bout UV rays Talkin' 'bout toothpaste Talkin' 'bout aspertaine As part of me Well I got a feeling Don't mind me I'm only dead Don't try me I'm only dead There's no need I'm only dead I read what the expert says I read what he recommends Read and re-read again And I tell a friend "You wouldn't believe this" Talkin' 'bout cosmic waves Talkin' 'bout PPM Talkin' 'bout atmosphere Should I breathe it in? Well, I got a feeling Don't mind me I'm only dead Don't try me I'm only dead There's no need I'm only dead Don't mind me I'm only dead