Unsmart Lady
 作词 : Florence Shaw
 作曲 : Lewis Maynard/Nick Buxton/Tom Dowse
 Don't cry just drive
 Good luck band
 What've you been doing?
 Yeah
 Fat podgy
 Non make-up
 Unsmart lady
 Call Ronny
 What've you been up to?
 Cool
 Yeah
 Fat podgy
 Non make-up
 Unsmart lady
 If you like a girl, be nice
 It's not rocket science
 A tanned foot squeezed hopefully into a short boot
 A Kerry Bog Pony
 High fever
 Hair remover
 Hair remover
 Hair fever
 Hair remover
 Don't cry just drive
 Good luck band
 What've you been doing?
 Yeah
 Fat podgy
 Non make-up
 Unsmart lady
 Fat podgy
 Non make-up