Here's Where The Story Ends Heres where the story ends The Sundays people I know, places I go make me feel tongue-tied I can see how people look down theyre on the inside heres where the story ends people I see, weary of me showing my good side Im on the outside ooh heres where the story ends its that little souvenir of a terrible year which makes my eyes feel sore oh I never should have said the books that you read were all I loved you for which makes me wonder why and its the memories of your shed that make me turn red surprise, surprise, surprise crazy I know, places I go make me feel so tired oh heres where the story ends and who ever wouldve thought the books that you brought oh the devil in me said, go down to the shed I know where I belong but the only thing I ever really wanted to say was wrong, was wrong, was wrong its that little souvenir of a colourful year which makes me smile inside so I cynically, cynically say, the world is that way surprise, surprise, surprise, surprise, surprise