Fernando's Medallion Ad
19 - Outro(Lazlow)



So hey!
How did I do?
Do I sound ok?
Hey! Do, do I look ok?
What do you think?
I gotta meet this girl later and check this out,
She's dating my best friend!
Heh! How cool is that?
I tell you man, you can't stop me right now!
Since I got this gig, I'm a one man-rocking-love-machine!
Lazlow is unquenchable!
I've had so many chicks this month,
Most of them can't even remember!
And I gotta ask for a raise,
I need more money if doing this sort of thing in a studio.
I'm the star of the show man!
All they say to me is "Talk more about the vulture,
Say the vulture'll peck your eyes out!"
Screw the vulture man!
I'm a about rock n roll!
How many chicks did the vulture get last week?
I hate that freakin vulture...
I'm the star,
And they think they can get away with paying me less than the guy who's job I took!
I'm Lazlow man!

...What was that?...
...Wha-I can't hear you!...
...Then turn the mic off geez!...

....Sorry didn't mean to polute your studio!

....WHAT?! Stop talking?!

...But that's my job!

Oh yea! if I weren't a rocker can I do this?
Oh yea! I've trashed hotel rooms!
Oh yea! I'm whacked on cough syrup man!
Ohhh! Watch out for me!
Yea ohhh!
Ok, I'll leave, I'll leave!...
Yea!