[00:00.000] 作词 : 许冠杰
[00:01.000] 作曲 : 许冠杰
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[00:14.28]我个妈打跟
[00:15.62]我个花打好一对鹬蚌
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[00:20.59]分分钟拗撬认真多嘢讲
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[00:27.02]花打讲紧美苏日韩
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[00:30.04]妈打讲紧化妆
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[00:33.09]花打讲股市
[00:34.17]妈打讲抽脂肪
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[00:38.38]我个宾妹工人跟个马姐
[00:40.62]三姑最佳拍档
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[00:44.80]马姐听督督撑
[00:46.13]宾妹听歌啦桑
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[00:51.23]马姐炆猪脚加一羹白糖
[00:54.02]宾妹讲 no no you're wrong
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[00:57.27]一早起身两个一中一英拗到上床
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[01:01.86]认真好拍档
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[01:05.18]你有你讲 佢有佢讲
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[01:08.20]两个吱吱喳喳拗到面黄
[01:10.80]徒声坏气越叫越狂
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[01:13.87]嗌到拆喉咙就快干
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[01:17.28]你有你讲 佢有佢讲
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[01:20.27]两个叽叽呱呱口水奔放
[01:22.79]始终都冇结论拗到天光
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[01:25.92]真系鸡同鸭讲  睬你都戆
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[01:29.21]鸡同鸭讲  认真恶讲
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[01:51.30]交通差跟个van仔佬街边办案
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[01:57.30]Van仔佬块面似只苦瓜干
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[02:03.56]俾俾面俾一次机会得啩
[02:06.39]交通差打起官腔
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[02:09.61]你超速兼超载衰梗上定堂
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[02:15.50]香港地分分钟有鸡同鸭讲状况
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[02:21.42]先生讲数学你我嗒吹波糖
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[02:27.91]David 张系处扯紧鼻鼾
[02:30.71]Mary 梁擳紧暗疮
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[02:33.91]黑仔跟 mary 少组织紧飞车党
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[02:38.33]间班房一档档
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[02:41.80]你有你讲 佢有佢讲
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[02:44.86]个个吱吱喳喳拗到面黄
[02:47.47]徒声坏气越叫越狂
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[02:50.57]嗌到拆喉咙就快干
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[02:53.95]你有你讲 佢有佢讲
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[02:56.94]个个叽叽呱呱口水奔放
[02:59.59]始终都冇结论拗到天光
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[03:02.62]真系鸡同鸭讲  睬你都戆
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[03:06.05]鸡同鸭讲  认真恶讲
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[03:09.12]你有你讲 佢有佢讲
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[03:12.02]个个吱吱喳喳拗到面黄
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[03:14.71]徒声坏气越叫越狂
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[03:17.75]嗌到拆喉咙就快干
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[03:21.15]你有你讲 佢有佢讲
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[03:24.00]个个叽叽呱呱口水奔放
[03:26.78]始终都冇结论拗到天光
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[03:29.79]真系鸡同鸭讲  睬你都戆
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[03:33.20]鸡同鸭讲  认真恶讲
[03:35.85]真系鸡同鸭讲  睬你都戆
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[03:39.23]鸡同鸭讲  认真恶讲
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