[00:00.000] 作词 : Cole Porter
[00:00.000] 作曲 : Cole Porter
[00:00.00]Be A Clown （Album Version）-Kevin Kline/Peter Polycarpou and Chorus/Chorus
[00:00.851]Written by ：Cole Porter
[00:02.471]I'll remember forever
[00:04.30]When I was but three
[00:06.50]Mama who was clever
[00:08.270]Remarking to me
[00:10.10]If son when you're grown up
[00:11.870]You want ev'rything nice
[00:14.750]I've got your future sewn up
[00:16.640]If you take this advice
[00:20.190]Be a clown be a clown
[00:23.850]All the world loves a clown
[00:27.130]Act a fool play the calf
[00:30.460]And you'll always have the last laugh
[00:33.820]Wear the cap and the bells
[00:37.20]And you'll rate with all the great swells
[00:40.660]If you become a doctor folks'll face you with dread
[00:43.900]If you become a dentist they'll be glad when you're dead
[00:47.218]You'll get a bigger hand if you can stand on your head
[00:50.328]Be a clown be a clown be a clown
[00:53.527]Be a clown be a clown
[00:56.917]All the world loves a clown
[01:00.47]Show 'em tricks tell 'em jokes
[01:03.467]And you'll only stop with top folks
[01:06.857]Be a crack jackanapes
[01:10.226]And they'll imitate you like apes
[01:13.476]Why be a great composer with your rent in arrears
[01:16.985]Why be a major poet and you'll owe it for years
[01:20.135]When crowds'll pay to giggle if you wiggle your ears
[01:23.455]Be a clown be a clown be a clown
[01:31.795]Be a clown be a clown
[01:35.85]All the world loves a clown
[01:38.365]If you just make 'em roar
[01:41.545]Watch your mountebank account soar
[01:45.15]Wear a painted mustache
[01:48.245]And you're sure to make a big splash
[01:51.525]A college education I should never propose
[01:55.125]A bachelor's degree won't even keep you in clo'es
[01:58.415]But millions you will win if you can spin on your nose
[02:01.495]Be a clown be a clown be a clown
[02:13.151]Give 'em quips give 'em fun
[02:16.401]And they'll pay to say you're a1
[02:19.690]If you become a farmer you've the weather to buck
[02:23.20]If you become a gambler you'll be stuck with your luck
[02:26.430]But jack you'll never lack if you can quack like a duck
[02:32.750]Be a clown be a clown be a clown