[00:11.000]老婆~
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[00:12.440]干吗?
[00:13.320]没事,只是想叫叫你的名字
[00:16.010]没事叫我干吗，闲得你呀
[00:18.380]没事,干活去
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[00:20.750]啊?
[00:21.820]哦?
[00:22.440]
[00:23.380]没有老婆 想老婆
[00:25.820]有了老婆 事儿更多
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[00:28.800]每天叫我洗衣做饭 还要把地拖
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[00:34.060]如果不把家务活 我全部都干通
[00:38.490]
[00:39.120]啪--的一声 脸上就多出了五个手指头
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[00:44.740]如果老婆一声吼 我全身都发抖
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[00:50.120]如果老婆一声叫我 马上就应到
[00:54.870]
[00:55.550]有时候大家问我 为什么会怕老婆
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[01:00.740]我们两个来单条
[01:03.430]我确实打不过
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[01:06.050]好老婆 好老婆
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[01:11.680]求求你 给我点自由
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[01:16.870]我有许多兴趣爱好
[01:21.520]说吧
[01:23.050]上班
[01:23.920]恩?
[01:24.480]泡妞
[01:25.170]什么?
[01:26.120]和妹妹拉拉手
[01:29.200]也让我享受享受
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[01:34.390]哎哟呵? 你还反了你了
[01:36.690]还想拉妹妹的手
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[01:38.690]我-- 我只是一个构思
[01:41.810]构思?构思也不行
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[01:46.520]老婆听到这句话
[01:48.960]脸色都变了样
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[01:51.770]一把抓住我衣裳
[01:54.140]说你小子想怎样
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[01:57.080]如果老婆你不愿意 就当我放屁
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[02:02.570]即使我什么都不爱
[02:05.380]只爱老婆你
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[02:08.190]老婆板着那一张脸
[02:10.630]吓得我心慌慌
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[02:13.510]脸上汗水流下来
[02:16.430]湿透了我衣裳
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[02:19.240]我说老婆你别生气
[02:21.680]我随便说说的
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[02:24.490]没有老婆你吩咐我怎么敢出去
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[02:29.810]好老婆 好老婆
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[02:35.460]求求你 给我点温柔
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[02:40.650]如果不答应我小小的要求
[02:45.520]哼!
[02:46.210]我就 我就实在没有好办法
[02:52.180]只好接着把地板擦