"So I guess you already know what happened next..." (feat. Brittney Mack)
So I guess you already know what happened next
How I came to England, hopeful
Summoned after the King saw my portrait
And how I with my meager looks the way they are
Didn't live up to his expectations
I mean it's the usual story, isn't it?
The savvy, educated young princess deemed repulsive
By a wheezing, wrinkled, ulcer-riddled man
Twenty-four years her senior
Rejection!
Rejection from a King
I mean how can anyone overcome the fate
as devastating as being forced
to move into a resplendent palace in Richmond
With more money than I could spend in a lifetime
And not a single man around to tell me what to do with it
I mean seriously
It's just tragic