I Write Sins Not Tragedies 作词 : Brendon Urie/Ryan Ross/Spencer Smith 作曲 : Brendon Urie/Ryan Ross/Spencer Smith Oh, well imagine As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor And I can't help but to hear No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words "What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding!", says a bridesmaid to a waiter "Yes, but what a shame, what a shame The poor groom's bride is a whore" I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of Closing the goddamn door?" No, it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of poise and rationality I'd chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of Closing the goddamn door?" No, it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of oh Well in fact Well I'll look at it this way I mean technically our marriage is saved Well this calls for a toast So pour the champagne Oh! Well in fact Well I'll look at it this way I mean technically our marriage is saved Well this calls for a toast So pour the champagne Pour the champagne I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of Closing the goddamn door?" No, it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of poise and rationality I'd chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of Closing the goddamn door?" No, it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of poise and rationality Again!!!!! I'd chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of Closing the goddamn door?" No, it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of poise and rationality I chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of Closing the goddamn door?" No, it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of poise and rationality Again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!