God is Really Real
 作词 : Ryan Met/Jack Met/Adam Met
 作曲 : Ryan Met/Jack Met/Adam Met
 My dad can't get out of bed
 There's somethin' in his lungs
 I think that's what the doctor said
 I gotta leave for Paris now
 My band goes on at 10
 And my dad can't get out of bed

 The Earth is spinnin' like it always did
 'The New York Times' is publishin'
 Some real important thing
 And each day when the world wakes up
 Our lawns will still be wet
 And my dad can't get out of bed

 God is really real when you really, really need Him
 Karma just appears when you suddenly believe it
 Hear it loud and clear, just as long as it's convenient (Convenient)
 Life's ****in' long 'til it stops, and God's ****in' fake 'til He's not

 There's robots that are way too good at art
 And everybody's sad now
 And tryna get to Mars
 Don't wanna hear your problems
 'Cause there's just one in my head
 And he can't get out of bed

 What if we could break you out tonight?
 This kind of thing happens to other dads
 It don't happen to mine
 I'll distract the doctors, we could sneak out with your meds
 You could come along and be a roadie for the band
 Come on, Dad, get out of bed

 God is really real when you really, really need Him
 Karma just appears when you suddenly believe it
 Hear it loud and clear, just as long as it's convenient (Convenient)
 Life's ****in' long 'til it stops, and God's ****in' fake 'til He's not

 Now it's late, I really gotta go
 And we can't face our feelings, so we're makin' lots of jokes
 And we won't cry about it, no, we'll be manly men
 "I love you" sounds all corny, so I wrote this song instead
 I'll sing it for you, Dad, when you get out of bed
 I'll sing for you when you're out of bed