I Wish I Was Joking
 作词 : Ben Goldwasser/Andrew VanWyngarden
 作曲 : Ben Goldwasser
 Half of love is still love
 You beg the dawn to ease you in
 Pass the time
 A thousand ways
 In the dump
 You’ll find love

 Half the time I feel sad
 And any kind of love will do
 But it’s a job
 Don’t know if that’s the dream
 In a style that’s insincere

 For a six-dollar coffee
 And municipal parking
 And Disney on ice
 I wish I was joking
 I wish I was joking

 I wish I was joking (I wish I was joking)
 I wish I was joking (I wish I was joking)
 I wish I was joking (I wish I was joking)

 Here’s the thing about drugs
 They’ll sink your mind
 And steal your friends
 You kiss the sky below the bed
 You get in the car but don’t go
 I’m kind of into being home
 It’s the time for love affairs
 ‘Cause now and then
 I can’t tell right from wrong
 You talk me down
 You raise the dead

 Nobody calls me
 The gangster of love
 At six in the morning
 A new day is dawning

 I wish I was joking
 I wish I was joking (I wish I was joking)
 I wish I was joking (I wish I was joking)
 I wish I was joking (I wish I was joking)
 I wish I was joking (I wish I was joking)
 I wish I was joking (I wish I was joking)
 I wish I was joking (I wish I was joking)
 I wish I was joking (I wish I was joking)
 I wish I was joking (I wish I was joking)
 Half of love was joking
 Half of love is still love