Alma Mater
 作词 : Jack Antonoff
 作曲 : Jack Antonoff
 Baby, I want ya
 Test, test, test
 Maybe, like, some of Jack's newer stuff
 One, two, one, two, one, two

 She's my alma mater
 Chasing lines all night
 Smoking me outta sight
 Well, summer's getting hotter
 Threw her T-shirt down the pike
 Screaming, "F*ck Balenciaga"
 Right past the Wawa
 Threw on "Heartattack and Vine"
 As she alligator cries
 I'll make it darker

 2003, sad all the time
 Point the headlights, flicker dear
 Drive by the old house, go for a beer
 We're on the green or the movie theatre
 You're a movie to me, the way you move around me

 She's my alma mater
 Well, summer's getting hotter
 Threw her T-shirt down the pike

 Some dreams, I wake up thinkin' 'bout
 Some dreams are meant to die
 Kill your idols in the street outside in daylight
 'Cause if we walk, we'll get high tonight
 Shoulder to the wheel tonight
 Joke about blowing town tonight
 Until we drive past my alma mater

 She's my alma mater
 Chasing lines all night
 Smoking me outta sight
 Well summer's getting hotter
 Threw her T-shirt down the pike
 Screaming, "F*ck Balenciaga"
 Right past the Wawa
 Threw on "Heartattack and Vine"
 As she alligator cries
 I'll make it darker