[00:00.000] 作词 : Marshall Mathers
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Marshall Mathers
[00:09.25]Feeling kinky, lip syncing to Too $hort's
[00:13.84]"Freaky Tales" (Biatch!)
[00:15.44]Having creepy visions of whiskey drinking
[00:17.66]Envisioning sneaking into where Christie Brinkley dwells
[00:20.66]I know this is risky thinking
[00:22.57]But I wanna stick her like she decals
[00:25.59]But when murdering females better pay attention to these details
[00:29.44]Or you could be derailed, better wear at least three layers
[00:32.98]Of clothing or be in jail
[00:34.42]If you get scratched because your DNA'll
[00:36.98]Be all up under her fingernails
[00:39.35]Man he hears you I don't think he cares
[00:41.89]He gives a ****** even his pinky swears
[00:44.36]Three personalities burstin' out of me, please, beware
[00:47.67]Her TV blares, can't hear the creaking stairs
[00:50.92]She's all aware in no underwear she's completely bare
[00:54.14]Turns around and screams I remember distinctly
[00:57.04]I said "I'm here to do sink repairs."
[00:59.39]Chop her up put her body parts in front of Steven Avery's trailer
[01:03.87]And leave 'em there
[01:04.81]But hey man I was framed
[01:08.12]I know what this looks like officers
[01:09.85]Please just give me one minute
[01:11.30]I think I can explain
[01:14.65]I ain't murder nobody I know these words are so nutty
[01:17.49]But I'm just here to entertain
[01:20.30]How come your ************rt is so bloody?
[01:22.43]There's a missing person,
[01:23.27]So what he's got nothing to do with me
[01:27.04]I'm almost certain I was framed
[01:30.37]Woke up it was dawn, must a knew something was wrong
[01:34.42]Think I'm becoming a monster 'cause of the drugs that I'm on
[01:37.77]Donald Duck's on as the Tonka Truck in the yard
[01:41.00]But dog how the ****** is Ivanka Trump in the trunk of my car
[01:44.20]Gotta get to the bottom of it to try to solve it
[01:47.43]Must go above and beyond, 'cause it's incumbent upon
[01:50.83]Me, 'cause I feel somewhat responsible
[01:52.58]For the dumb little blonde girl
[01:54.34]That mother******' baton twirler that got dumped in the pond
[01:57.55]Second murder with no recollection of it
[02:00.50]Collecting newspaper articles, cutting up sections from it
[02:03.90]Memory is too ****** to remember destructive temper
[02:06.73]Cut my public defender's jugular
[02:08.68]Then stuck him up in the blender
[02:10.33]Another dismembered toddler
[02:12.06]Discovered this winter probably
[02:13.64]'Cause the disassembled body
[02:15.21]Was covered up in the snow since the month of November oddly
[02:18.61]I'm going in for questioning
[02:19.97]Them son of a ************es probably just wanna pin this on me
[02:23.42]But hey man I was framed
[02:26.54]I know what this looks like officers
[02:28.75]Please just give me one minute
[02:30.08]I think I can explain
[02:33.23]I murdered nobody I know these words are so nutty
[02:36.35]But I'm just here to entertain
[02:39.74]How come your ************rt is so bloody?
[02:41.33]There's a missing person,
[02:42.19]So what he's got nothing to do with me
[02:46.23]I'm almost certain I was framed
[02:49.42]Still on the loose they
[02:51.81]Spotted me inside McDonald's, Tuesday
[02:54.31]In a Toronto Blue Jays cap looking like your college roommate
[02:57.59]With Rihanna, Lupe, Saddam Hussein, Bobby Boucher
[03:00.80]Or was it Cool J the cops is on a goose chase
[03:03.37]Just escaped from the state pen for raping eight women who hate men
[03:06.53]Don't make it no weirder I'm naked when I break in your ba************t
[03:09.91]Under your babies play pen I lay
[03:12.34]And wait adjacent facing the door remaining patient
[03:15.17]While staying complacent blatant
[03:17.43]***ual implications are continuing to get thrown
[03:20.64]Insinuations are placed in little riddles and poems
[03:24.01]Left on your pillow in hopes that when you get home
[03:27.36]You'll get the hint ho, I'm in your window
[03:30.88]But it never occurred to me I could describe a murder scene
[03:35.08]In a verse and be charged with first degree
[03:37.15]Cause it just happened to match up perfectly
[03:39.45]With the massacre or the Burger King burglary
[03:42.03]No officer you see I was framed
[03:45.63]I know what this looks like officers
[03:47.67]Please just give me one minute
[03:48.95]I think I can explain
[03:52.43]I murdered nobody I know these words are so nutty
[03:55.04]But I'm just here to entertain
[03:58.28]How come your ************rt is so bloody?
[04:00.21]There's a misssing person,
[04:01.15]So what he's got nothing to do with me
[04:05.17]I'm almost certain I was framed