[00:00.000] 作词 : Marshall Mathers
[00:00.000] 作曲 : Marshall Mathers
[00:00.00]You claim if you get knocked by the cops
[00:01.68]You'll give 'em not even a statement
[00:03.01]Walk in the arraignment, shoot the bailiff
[00:05.47]Karate kick the plaintiff
[00:06.56]Gotti with the stainless
[00:08.23]I'll just call it shoddy entertainment
[00:09.93]If y'all was in the party gettin' faded
[00:11.52]On molly, had the audience sedated
[00:13.22]You wouldn't catch a body if it fainted
[00:14.94]Probably let it fall and hit the pavement
[00:16.73]But you'd be the first lobbyin' to claim it
[00:18.38]*****, stop bein' a lame
[00:19.96]Your hobby isn’t robbery and dismemberin' body limbs
[00:22.71]Like you was Tommy Lynn Sells
[00:24.01]And chainsawing them in the basement
[00:25.34]Hardly fits your job description
[00:26.71]Ain't nobody dippin' out the back of the club like,
[00:28.37]"Oh my God, he's trippin'"
[00:29.19]Only time you get the blade is probably
[00:30.56]With the dang lawn equipment, ain't it?
[00:32.16]Wouldn't take a bobby pin and wave it
[00:33.84]I need to stop bein' debated
[00:37.30]You're still copyin', Xeroxing,
[00:39.47]I'm still coppin' a feel
[00:41.01]Like Bill Cosby at will,
[00:42.19]Popping a pill then spill Oxys in Jill's coffee
[00:44.75]Then send her out to the hotel lobby a lil' wobbly
[00:47.30]And still groggy
[00:48.29]This blonde ***** reprehensible misconducts,
[00:51.16]Never sensible
[00:51.96]Kiss my butt, my set of principles is gone
[00:53.95]But 'til I get the President to respond
[00:55.91]My pen and pencil is a missile launcher
[00:57.69]And send it to Mitch McConnell
[00:58.84]Just as big of a ***** as Donald
[01:00.23]****'s on, bruh
[01:01.39]Let me sing this **** soprano
[01:03.49]While I do it pizzicato
[01:04.73]Ivanka, stiff arm her
[01:06.31]While I'm hittin' on Melania
[01:07.95]And this song's for all ya
[01:09.57]'Cause nobody likes me, everybody hates me
[01:11.07]They want me to go eat some worms
[01:12.47]I hope you offended
[01:13.23]And drag my name through the mud, through the dirt
[01:15.08]But I'ma make you eat your words
[01:16.81]I hope you offended
[01:17.40]You can try to hold me down, but you better let me up
[01:19.37]'Cause you're only gonna make things worse
[01:21.11]I hope you offended
[01:21.85]'Cause I swear when I get up I'm never gonna let up
[01:23.59]'Til everybody eats my turds
[01:25.33]These drums and hard snares bring out the worst in me
[01:28.17]Like Justin Ross Harris at a nursery
[01:30.12]Goin' ham at candy yam on nanny cam
[01:32.45]I'm gettin' handys with the zanny Xannys in the Caddy armrest
[01:34.82]I'm imagining objects, so I'm batting cobwebs
[01:36.41]From a daddy longleg
[01:37.28]And Hamtramck, got the panoramic camera
[01:39.36]Xanax, a banana hammock and a Santa hat
[01:41.45]I'm smellin' like a damn mechanic
[01:42.74]With a chick that looks like Janet Jackson with a Spanish accent
[01:45.02]Twice your age and I'm actin' half it
[01:46.90]Grow up? Nah
[01:49.60]Not that I know of, y'all
[01:50.70]Basement just got a frickin' overhaul,
[01:53.12]Got a stripper pole installed
[01:54.34]Started rollin' all through those Kolonopins like a bowlin' ball
[01:56.72]Like an overdose on twice the ratio of Propofol
[01:59.31]And go through no withdrawal
[02:00.18]While I get fellatio and give a facial
[02:01.98]To an interracial blow-up doll of Rachel Dolezal
[02:04.37]You're so appalled, so's my manager (Em)
[02:07.61]***** I'm amateur, **** a pro career
[02:09.44]Coast is clear, but nowhere to go from here
[02:11.07]And nobody's close, so don't compare
[02:12.86]They ain't nowhere near, I'm way over here
[02:14.38]My competition can't see me
[02:15.84]'Cause I don't own a mirror
[02:18.06]But Marshall, you are terrific, so smart and gifted
[02:21.50]I'm so narcissistic, when I fart, I sniff it
[02:23.17]Do a fake dab to smell my armpits with it
[02:24.71]Your anxiety's throwin' gang signs
[02:26.91]But I made strides with these rape lines
[02:28.64]I'm cuttin' back on women hate crimes
[02:30.33]Like Ray Rice when he FaceTimes
[02:32.14]Bang, bang, bang, bang time
[02:33.86]Dang knives to butcher them gay wives
[02:35.51]You're gonna need sutures the same size
[02:37.23]As the blade I push into captcha
[02:38.74]Pull 'em like sleigh rides
[02:40.78]Gotta stab a ***** at least eight times
[02:42.38]To make it on Dateline
[02:43.62]I came to stake my claim like a canine
[02:45.76]Waitin' in a buffet line
[02:46.91]So Kellyanne Conway, I'm a really bad hombre
[02:50.54]Come play, belly dance on me
[02:52.25]I've been making wedding plans all day
[02:54.58]'Cause nobody likes me, everybody hates me
[02:56.23]They want me to go eat some worms
[02:57.82]I hope you offended
[02:58.50]And drag my name through the mud, through the dirt
[03:00.46]But I'ma make you eat your words
[03:01.99]I hope you offended
[03:02.77]You can try to hold me down, but you better let me up
[03:04.59]'Cause you're only gonna make things worse
[03:06.31]I hope you offended
[03:07.07]'Cause I swear when I get up I'm never gonna let up
[03:08.78]'Til everybody eats my turds
[03:10.65]Eight year old with the wordplay
[03:13.47]Girl, take this pole like a survey
[03:15.06]Today wasn't my birthday
[03:16.75]But I'm caked up like a dessert tray
[03:18.55]So we're in shape
[03:20.40]'Cause you're in a slurrin' state
[03:21.71]I’m a ten, you’re an eight, like what I do before
[03:24.50]After, and during rape
[03:25.99]You wanna get into a pissin' contest and find out who's better?
[03:28.86]And they made a fool out of what I pulled out him
[03:30.54]R. Kelly with a full bladder
[03:31.84]Not in high school, grad, I'm not a scholar
[03:34.23]But I'm so cold that I'm droppin' out with my degrees
[03:35.63]It's the same as I got in college (zero)
[03:37.23]But nobody's hotter, you owe me my respect
[03:39.43]I owe you nada like lodi partner that blow me
[03:41.27]Told you I'm so dirty,
[03:42.02]Homie you can throw me in some holy water
[03:43.67]With some floaties on
[03:44.64]And get the soap, and try to get the Pope to hold me
[03:46.42]While you hose me off And nope I won't be washed
[03:48.10]You hope to God I don't explode,
[03:49.23]I gotta blow this spot up, though
[03:50.23]I got a lotta more
[03:51.14]I won't put the sugar coating on it though
[03:52.66]'Cause sometimes you can feel like your energy's expired
[03:55.22]Rap's got you drained, dead tired, zapped
[03:57.70]You feel like a wet pile of crap
[03:59.29]But look, man, like the feds buggin' my phone, uh huh
[04:01.54]I get why you're tapped
[04:02.72]But you gotta get your fire back
[04:04.32]Catch fire, get upset and fire back
[04:05.93]Is what I tell myself
[04:07.97]When times get bad
[04:09.65]'Cause sometimes I might get sad
[04:11.25]Well I take the same advice I had
[04:12.85]And tell myself like I used to tell Hailie, when life's a drag
[04:16.46]Told her to do like her dad, don't cry, get mad
[04:19.93]'Cause little baby powders belong in diaper bags
[04:23.38]I'm hyper, by the time you see this side of me
[04:25.61]I'm right in your ass
[04:26.84]'Fore the pen, I stood up for the kid
[04:29.00]Who had to put up with the bullies at his school (at his school)
[04:31.03]You ain't have to have no money
[04:32.11]Or go shoppin' just to cop a ******' attitude
[04:33.71]Now my dough's amountin' to a mountain,
[04:36.05]It's rised too high to count it
[04:37.18]Never asked to be rich, all I did was
[04:38.72]Wish I had a dime for every time that I was doubted
[04:40.46]But then I think about it and I'm enraged
[04:42.89]'Cause I just figured out that if I was paid
[04:44.61]For the time I spent to put the pen to the page
[04:46.22]It'd be minimum wage
[04:47.23]But it's embedded in my head
[04:48.67]And if I hunted for the bread and butter
[04:49.62]What I wanted was to be the one that they was scared of
[04:51.28]But I'm never gonna get the credit for the sweat
[04:52.50]And blood I put up in the pen
[04:53.38]And when I'm dead I wonder will they put me on a pedestal
[04:54.97]Or forget I was ever this incredible
[04:56.13]I guess I better go harder than ever 'cause I'll never get
[04:57.64]Another ***********' opportunity again
[04:59.16]To offend as many people with this I can, simply because I can
[05:01.75]'Cause nobody likes me, everybody hates me
[05:03.88]They want me to go eat some worms
[05:05.42]I hope you offended
[05:06.14]And drag my name through the mud, through the dirt
[05:08.02]But I'ma make you eat your words
[05:09.66]I hope you offended
[05:10.32]You can try to hold me down, but you better let me up
[05:12.17]'Cause you're only gonna make things worse
[05:13.90]I hope you offended
[05:14.54]'Cause I swear when I get up I'm never gonna let up
[05:16.44]'Til everybody eats my turds