Vegas
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Got a sh1t-eating grin
B1tch, show me them itty-bitty t1tt1es again
We're in Sin City, since when did we begin to get dignity?
No diggity, b1tch, you need to run and go get your figgity-friends
I'm lookin' at your bum-stiggity-bum, hun
The miggity mack's biggity back, don't act wiggity-wack
You can get the figgity-finger: the middle
You little dizzy b1tch, sit and spiggaty-spin
Got a 6 o'clock cravin', stop, get Cîroc
It's 'bout to be an unbelievable night
I'll call it surreal, Sir Mix-a-Lot tape in
Hit the spot, spot my next victim
I'm picky like I missed a spot shavin'
Came to sip vodka, sh1t, yeah, that little ch1ck is hot
But if she got rabies I wouldn't give the b1tch a shot
I'd poke her in the rear, but I bet if I lick her, she'll try to chase me
(Ha ha!) What are you: pit, rott, mixed?
Oh, you just got fixed, well sh1t, then let's lip-lock
If not, then trick, piss off, you snobby little pig snot nose
You think you're hot sh1t 'cause you're in heat
Well, b1tch, if you're solar, then I'm your polar opposite, dog
'Cause I'm colder than popsicle sticks, poppin' sh1t
Talkin' it, walkin' it, spit boxin'
My sick thoughts are 'bout to lick shots, like the sh1t's sobbin'
And drip-droppin' in chocolatey whip-toppin'
So whether you're hip-hop, Slipknot, B.I.G., Pac
Kid Rock, Kris Kross, Rick Ross
You'll dig this; if not, then kick rocks in flip-flops!
And I produced the track
So you don't have to ask who it is when this sh1t knocks (Turn up!)
So crank the volume 'til it's bangin' and I'ma keep on sayin'
All the sh1t I should be hung for and probably killed for sayin'
And I probably will, but not until the day I pop a p1ll again
Like Joplin 'til I drop, and still
If that don't do the job of killin' Shady, then the karma will
They sayin' I must bring it as Mohammad
Until the Parkinson's done ate away my brain
And made me Robin Williams crazy
Or I end up with dementia, but you rockin' with a sadist
Hate to say this, but if the thought is entertainin'
I ain't stoppin' til we explain it
Oh my god, for real, man, not again, I'm shakin'
But before I tie a rope around this nob
If they don't like it, got a knob that they can slob on until it's
Wait, I just forgot what I was thinkin'
What's it called again? I'm blankin'
The thing above the balls between my legs
And I think that I can feel it dangling, it's throbbing and it's veiny
Wait, I think that I got it, okay
B1tch, I got you, (Robin Williams hangin')
B1tch, don't hang in the lobby unless you came to slob me
Come on, kemosabe, it's past time like your favorite hobby
'Cause of the way that I spit she remains on my d1ck
Then she grab me by the nuts
And try to take my sausage as a hostage
Ain't it obvious? Pretty much a no-brainer
Or should I say Cobainer?
That she's plain addicted to my d1ck like Lorena Bobbitt
Gotta wean her off it, weiner off it
Like she took my fvxk1ng pen1s, chopped it
And stuck it up between her armpit
And she began to swing a karambit knife and paint the carpet
At least that's what her train of thought is
'Cause I came, saw, conquered it
Hit it, quit it, and made her plain b-bonkers
And I always end up giving these b1xch3s a complex
And I don't mean apartment
So spread your feet apart
And let me see you do some yoga stretches, splits
Now grab this Cuisinart
And make me breakfast, b1xch, that's a prerequisite
And that's just to get in this bedroom, b1xch
Walked up to that Ke$ha ch1ck (what up?)
Said my name is Booger, wanna catch a flick?
I'll even let you pick, make her fetch a stick
Bet you if you give this old dog these new tricks
To get familiar with I learned extra quick
Kick a pregnant b1xch, oops, I guess the sh1t
Took an unexpected twist like the neck of the freakin' exorcist
Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch
B1xch, I said that this mask ain't for hockey
Hate Versac3, Versac3, I got Münchhausen by proxy
I'm making you sick, don't pretend you can't hear me
You deaf, girl, I said you was foxy
I'll tell a b1xch like Bizarre
B1xch, shut the fvxk up and get in my car
And suck my fvxk1ng d1xk while I take a sh1t
And I think with my d1xk, so come blow my mind
And it tastes like humble pie, so swallow my pride
You're lucky just to follow my ride
If I let you run alongside the Humvee
Unless you're Nicki, grab you by the wrist, let's ski
So what's it gon' be? Put that sh1t away, Iggy
You gon' blow that rap3 whistle or me?
(Squee!) I love it, love it, love it
'Fore I get lost we're gettin' off
Like this is our exit, now let's hit the highway
And try not to get lost 'til we get to Las Vegas
(Party, do it 'til tomorrow, no sorrow)
Vegas
'Til we get to Las Vegas
(Party, do it 'til tomorrow)
Vegas
'Till we get to Las Vegas
(Party, do it 'til tomorrow, no sorrow)
Vegas
'Til we get to Las Vegas
(Party, do it 'til tomorrow)
Vegas
Whatever happens here, stays here
So let's go all the way dear
'Til we get to Las Vegas
Whatever happens in my room, it stays in my room
Like movie night like cable
Treat every women in my stable like flavors
Lick her like she kryptonite and I get weak after like seven days
And seven nights in the Days Inn, it's Hot Vegas
We roll in circles and packs, we the lifesavers
She got a boyfriend, I got a toy then
I'll bring it with me when I show up to her crib wavin'
And I ain't tryna meet a nice neighbor
I'm so Jay Electronic, I'm cut like I'm all out of razors
And all I got is a gun left with a bayonet on it
Neck so frozen it look like I walked in a jewelry store
With about a million dollars with your mama
And sat down and did an ALS challenge
Haaaan! I stole that adlib from French
Bad and Evil back at it again
About to get my back tatted again
About to get a pic of a backstabber with an axe in his hand
Sittin' on a bike in the sand
If you ain't been through nothin'
Then that shouldn't mean nothin' to you like likes on the 'Gram
If she current, I keep her pu55y purrin' like the pipes on a Lamb
Look like she been gettin' high on a flight to Japan
I keep my jewelry on while I'm fvxk1n'
Sound like I'm shakin' up dice in a can
Listen, though this ain't Christmas
I make you my ex miss if this is my passion
I learn to give those who don't appreciate my presence
The gift of my absence
I don't know who you been listenin' to
Got me fvxk3d up like Pookie in the chicken coop
B1xch, I don't give a two sh1ts
(B1xch, get the **** out of my face!)
To make a long story short, I don't really gotta stand there
And listen to you while you throw a silly tantrum
Even though I have an affinity for a witty banter
Startin' to feel like foulplay like Billy Laimbeer
Hold up, she misunderstood me, I said say, por favor
Thought I said the Wraith had four doors
I knock a n1gga face off
Give him the bottom of the 9 like a baseball scoreboard (Whatever)
I leave the club with my tab still open
Won't even get a cab for you and yo' friend
The only fear I have is of loathin'
And I won't even kick in 'til we get to Las Vegas
(Party, do it 'til tomorrow, no sorrow)
Vegas
'Til we get to Las Vegas
(Party, do it 'til tomorrow)
Vegas
'Til we get to Las Vegas
(Party, do it 'til tomorrow, no sorrow)
Vegas
'Til we get to Las Vegas
(Party, do it 'til tomorrow)
Vegas
Whatever happens here, stays here
So let's go all the way dear
'Til we get to Las Vegas, Vegas, Vegas, Vegas, Vegas