[00:00.000]Pick up the god dang phone...
[00:03.820]******** where the ******* were you Tuesday
[00:07.460]With who you say
[00:08.560]I wasn't at the studio
[00:09.850]******** what'd you do screw Dre
[00:11.440]You went there looking for me
[00:12.690]Oo that excuse is too lame
[00:14.130]Keep playing me you're gonna end up with a huge goose egg
[00:17.270]You fake, lying slut you never told me you knew Dre
[00:19.660] Lupe you want to lose two legs
[00:21.960]You try to flip this on me
[00:23.410]If i spent more time with you, you say
[00:25.500]“Ok yeeah, I’m coo-coo, hey?” Well, screw you
[00:28.540]And I’d be the third person who screwed you today
[00:31.300]Oh, four? Dre, Drake, Lupe Oh touche
[00:34.800]You were too two-faced for me
[00:35.930]Thought you was my number one
[00:37.770]True BlueAce but you ain't
[00:39.710]And I can see you and you make
[00:41.020]That little boo-boo face
[00:42.270]Cause I'm hanging up this phone, boo
[00:43.880]You make my *******g Blutooth ache
[00:45.800]You feeling blue too late
[00:47.270]Go smurf yourself you make me wanna smurfin' puke blue Kool Aid
[00:50.600]Here's what you say to someone you hate
[00:52.300]My life will be so much better if you dropped dead (dead)
[01:00.040]And this song just popped in my head and I thought
[01:03.030]Wouldn't ********t just be a lot easier if you dropped dead (dead)
[01:07.860]I would feel so (so) much (much) better x3
[01:14.250]Think I just relapsed, this ******** pushed me over the brink
[01:16.730]Hop on the freeway trying to get some time alone and just think
[01:19.800]Cops pulled me over but they let me cause I'm only driving drunk
[01:22.760]Cause that ******** drove me to drink I'm back on my ******* ho's
[01:27.160]I hate you for ?? papayas I hate all ******* the same
[01:30.450]Baby come on excuse the pun but ******** you're such a broad statement
[01:34.390]And I ain't channeling my anger through every single station it's on
[01:37.179]Cause a woman broke my heart I say Hea-art cause you ripped it in two pa-arts
[01:41.920]And threw it in the garbage who do you think you are
[01:45.130]******** guess it's time for me to get the dust off
[01:47.480]And pick myself up off the carpet
[01:48.970]But I'll never say the L-word again
[01:52.270]I la-la-la-la le********ian *shout*
[01:57.190]I hope you hear this song and go into a cardiac arrest
[01:59.589]My life would be so much better if you ust]
[02:01.600]My life will be so much better if you dropped dead (dead)
[02:09.880]And this song just popped in my head and I thought
[02:13.300]Wouldn't ********t just be a lot easier if you dropped dead (dead)
[02:17.810]I would feel so (so) much (much) better x3
[02:23.530]Plus you told me, you love me, forever
[02:32.750]********, that was a lie
[02:35.700]I never, wanted someone, to die
[02:43.800]So bad in my *******g life but ******* it there’s other fish in the sea
[02:47.650]And I'mma have a whale of a time
[02:49.600]Being a single sailor for the night
[02:51.100]******** on a scale of 1 to 10, ********t
[02:53.500]I must be the holy grailer
[02:54.290]Catch this ho I got an Oscar attached to my *******g name (great)
[02:57.830]I might hit the club on a chica's tail, uh
[03:00.230]Made for me say ******* it kick some shots back and hammer the nailer
[03:03.480]These ******* tryna get atached with the failer
[03:05.670]And latch him to the tail of my bumper to scratch them with the back of my trailer
[03:09.700]Like I'm itchin' to get hitched
[03:10.450]Yeah I'm rich as a ******** but ******* ain't ********t
[03:13.300]I'd rather leave a ******** in a ditch
[03:15.090]******** you complain when you listen to this
[03:17.180]But you still throw yourself at me
[03:18.690]That's what I call pitchin' a bicth
[03:20.840]That's why I'm swinging at this chicks on sight
[03:23.530]Long as I got a bat and two ******* it's foul
[03:25.270]But my ********'s on strike so all that love ********t is null and void
[03:29.700]******** I'm a droid, I void cupid stupid wasn't for *******s you'd be unemployed
[03:32.850]Oi oi oi man oh man you boy boy boys
[03:37.840]Getting sick at these girls girls girls
[03:39.940]Oink oink oink you *******g pigs
[03:41.990]All you good boys doink doink doink
[03:44.240]I got 99 problems and the ******** ain't one
[03:46.990]She's all 99 of them I need a machine gun
[03:49.730]I take em all out I hope you hear this song
[03:52.629]And grow into a cardiac arrest have a heart attack
[03:55.230]And just drop dead and I'mma throw a *******g party after this cause
[03:59.130]My life will be so much better if you dropped dead (dead)
[04:04.860]And this song just popped in my head and I thought
[04:11.060]Wouldn't ********t just be a lot easier if you dropped dead (dead)
[04:15.950]I would feel so (so) much (much) better better better
[04:18.530]I'm just playing ********, you know I love you