[00:02.205] Syrup, painkillers, cigarette, weed
[00:04.964] Hennessy, vodka, hah-hah-huh, hah-hah
[00:07.536] (I'm on everything, I'm on everything
[00:10.395] I'm on everything, I'm on everything)
[00:14.233] Syrup, painkillers, cigarette, weed
[00:16.669] Hennessy, vodka, hah-hah-huh, hah-hah
[00:20.025] (I'm on everything, I'm on everything
[00:21.844] I'm on everything, I'm on everything)
[00:25.782]
[00:25.675] [Verse 1: Royce da 5’9”]
[00:26.116] I’m on syrup, painkillers, cigarette, weed
[00:28.376] Henny-Henny, sober don't interest me, I'm on everything
[00:32.646] 'Bout to sniff the liquor like it's 'caine
[00:36.302] That's how high I am, I'm blowed
[00:37.705] I take painkillers to ease the pain, though I ain't in pain
[00:40.417] No, we ain’t the same – you drunk, I’m on everything
[00:43.954] Sick when I kick it, gout, me, soberin' up? Ha! ALF
[00:49.010] Cash rules everything, acid tab, hash, 'shrooms
[00:51.914] I done woke up with a ****in' tiger in my bathroom
[00:54.870] I am ****in' (high... high... high... high)
[01:00.572] Menace to society, I feel sorry for your mother
[01:03.425] Me and Vishis on 'shrooms, call us the Mario Brothers
[01:06.431] Back down, we never back down
[01:08.900] Never laid out, can't put my back down
[01:12.433]
[01:14.068] I'm on; syrup, painkillers, cigarette, weed
[01:14.938] Hennessy, vodka, hah-hah-huh, hah-hah
[01:17.800] (I'm on everything, I'm on everything
[01:19.885] I'm on everything, I'm on everything)
[01:23.468]
[01:24.114] [Verse 2: Eminem]
[01:24.527] Painkillers, I call 'em cane pillars, 'cause to hold me up
[01:26.750] When I take 'em, I need a cane and pillars, I'm on everything
[01:30.584] Sick when I kick it – barf!
[01:33.388] Me, sobering up? (fart noise) Fart!
[01:35.312] I crush your brain like a pill crusher, let's crush a pill, yeah
[01:36.707] ****, I think I just crushed my last Tylenol 3 up
[01:41.347] Grab the key up off the counter to the camper, left the crib
[01:43.526] Man, who'da knew that three in the morning I'd still be up?
[01:46.524] Could barely see up over the steering wheel, crashed the whip
[01:49.870] Tore a tree up, on my way to the dealer’s, tryna re-up
[01:52.687] Call me Brett Favre, spell it F-A-V-R-E, yup
[01:56.028] It’s wrong, other words, I just ****ed my RV up!
[01:58.513] *****, it’s on again, yeah, break that Klonopin in half
[02:01.101] While I smoke some chronic in the cab with Donovan McNabb
[02:04.247] And I dye my hair back blonde again and laugh
[02:06.506] I’m the real macaroni, you cheesy *****
[02:08.734] I’m demonic with the Kraft
[02:10.367] There’s a devil in my noodle, you – angel hair pasta
[02:13.028] Flow's dreaded like some ****in' tangled hair Rasta-farian Jamaican, relax, man, I’ll send a ****in' axe at you
[02:19.878] If you insist on a ****in' accent
[02:22.008] Bad and Evil is back with an epidural, check ya girl
[02:25.631] 'Cause after we prop you up, we're proppin' her up
[02:27.331] So, baby, come put ya feet up in these stirrups
[02:29.850] Your boyfriend better find another ****in' hornets' nest to stir up
[02:32.605] We rap like we’re on
[02:33.896]
[02:34.411] I'm on; syrup, painkillers, cigarette, weed
[02:36.180] Hennessy, vodka, hah-hah-huh, hah-hah
[02:39.161] (I'm on everything, I'm on everything
[02:41.567] I'm on everything, I'm on everything)
[02:44.630] I'm on; syrup, painkillers, cigarette, weed
[02:51.090] Hennessy, vodka, hah-hah-huh, hah-hah
[02:52.446] (I'm on everything, I'm on everything
[02:54.196] I'm on everything, I'm on everything)
[02:56.085]
[02:56.547] [Interlude: Royce Da 5’9”]
[02:57.230] I’m on syrup, painkillers, cigarette, speed
[02:58.187] Henny – heh, classic!
[03:02.767]
[03:03.925] [Verse 3: Royce da 5’9”]
[03:04.398] "It’s Eminem and him again," my sentiments exactly
[03:05.792] I told that ***** to get at me, then the ***** attacked me
[03:08.720] Kid you not, I’m lit up as ****
[03:10.382] Tablecloth tucked in my pants 'til I'm hearing dishes drop
[03:12.209] As I walk away from my dinner with schmucks
[03:14.167]
[03:14.382] [Verse 4: Eminem and Royce da 5’9”]
[03:14.801] Then I enter the front of the K-Mart shopping center
[03:16.089] With a coupon book and a hundred and ten bucks
[03:17.237] And a bunch of change, and a wife beater with a mustard stain
[03:18.837] I’ll crush your brain like I’m crushin' pills
[03:21.490] What the ****’s the motha****in' deal?
[03:23.092] This shit’s making me feel like
[03:24.944] I’m tryna do a motha****in' cartwheel up a hill
[03:26.093] How many bars? How many tabs of A-C-I-D? Y-E-S
[03:28.916] 'Cause I'm sniffin' M-Y E-X, F-U-C-K'd up, and it’s obvious
[03:31.801] Smoke and Henny in my chest, I’m B-A-N-A-N-A-S
[03:34.752] I’m a C-O-C-O-N-U-T, put this CD in, then you’ll see
[03:37.544] The sequel to "Scary Movie"
[03:39.954] Bad is to Evil, a roofie to Roethlisberger
[03:40.851] You don't wanna wind up six feet deep under that shit's creek
[03:42.500] So I hope that you bought preservers
[03:44.193] You could put a turd on the plate
[03:45.319] Silverware and a tablecloth to serve us
[03:46.578] You don’t bring shit to the table
[03:47.742] I'm in your grill like a Seville when the moth gets murdered
[03:48.599] You're pushin' the envelope
[03:50.919] When I’m shovin’ that whole post office further
[03:52.362] Right off the surface of this earth
[03:54.276] Into the darkest and the farthest corners
[03:55.350]
[03:55.954] [Verse 5: Royce da 5’9” & Eminem]
[03:56.372] How many bars? How many bars? Maui Wowie, Sour Diesel
[03:58.213] How many jars to all my people I’ll be to Mars, mommy, come on
[04:01.176] She can actually wrap my ****ack
[04:02.796] 'Round the back of her neck in a bathroom stall
[04:04.048] Or she could just puke from sippin' this piss
[04:05.465] From my 24-inch catheter cord
[04:07.156] I’m the type that’ll take a bath with a whore
[04:08.447] Drown her, bang her head on the passenger door
[04:09.861] While I’m stashing her in the back, smacking her forehead
[04:11.838] On the dash 'til it's accidentally blowin', the Benz Jeep horn
[04:13.774] My friends be knowin' that when I’m on a binge, I’m stingy
[04:15.464] Even when I’m ten deep in a room at the MGM
[04:17.345] With Lindsay Lohan and she on
[04:18.725]
[04:19.536] Syrup, painkillers, cigarette, weed
[04:26.580] Hennessy, vodka