[00:00.00]My Ball -Eminem （米纳姆）
[00:03.536]Yo
[00:05.328]Dre Man
[00:08.148]Make my vocals sound sexy
[00:15.683]Come on man come on man okaaaay
[00:21.349]It feels so wrong 'cause it feels so right
[00:23.694]But it's all right it's OK with me
[00:26.461]I'll do my steps all by myself
[00:29.77]I don't need nobody to play with me
[00:31.637]But if you just give me a chance
[00:33.678]I can put you in a trance the way I dance
[00:36.316]But don't nobody wanna play with me
[00:38.186]So I'm taking my ball and going home home
[00:42.332]I'm that guy man shove a diamond up my hind end
[00:45.517]And crush it with my butt muscles while I cut vocals
[00:48.178]Slut poke holes in ya shirt jump in mud puddles
[00:50.637]While I stomp mudholes in ya a**girl now lets cuddle
[00:53.476]Blood curdlin'your gurglin'on your blood what'll
[00:55.935]I do for my next trick I'm feelin'wonderful
[00:58.604]I think I might just do somethin'a little less subtle
[01:01.406]Shove a f**king tonka truck up a little kid's butthole
[01:04.74]Feel the wrath of a psychopath slash ambassador
[01:06.869]Of the valentines day massacre
[01:08.751]Slash assassin I slash her in the a**with a
[01:11.539]Icicle and leave her layin'a blood bath while I
[01:14.167]Put a catheter in and jump in the bath with her
[01:16.882]In my spiderman mask man just imagine the fun
[01:19.641]I can have with a strap on
[01:21.398]Stick it up Kim Kardashian's a**and make the b**ch run a triathlon
[01:25.69]Are those pistachio's damn I'd like to have some
[01:27.625]Laying on the patio man rolling a fat one
[01:30.377]Shady drop the magic marker put the cap on
[01:32.752]God damn man are you that much of an asshole
[01:35.221]It feels so wrong 'cause it feels so right
[01:37.609]But it's all right it's OK with me
[01:40.269]I'll do my steps all by myself
[01:42.975]I don't need nobody to play with me
[01:45.526]But if you just give me a chance
[01:47.535]I can put you in a trance the way I dance
[01:50.90]But don't nobody wanna play with me
[01:52.16]So I'm taking my ball and going home home
[01:56.100]I'm like Houdini tuck my teenie eenie weenie between each
[01:59.158]One of my thighs and make it disappear like a genie
[02:01.679]Make the sh*t disappear like Tara Reid in a bikini
[02:04.176]Believe me homie you don't know the meaning of a meanie
[02:06.785]They call me the fruit loop from Jupiter
[02:08.875]I'm tryna maneuver the hoover up in your poop shoot
[02:11.562]Don't move or ya might get it stuck so f**king far up in your uvula
[02:14.695]You ain't gonna know what he was tryna do to ya gluteus
[02:17.768]Totally tubular sniffin'glue through a tube in the studia
[02:20.796]Now who do ya think is more fruitier
[02:22.627]Weenier smothered in peanut butter puttin'on a tube of ya
[02:25.351]Eye shadow and man it looked nice you should've seen it mother
[02:28.392]I think I'll put a piece of art on my visa card
[02:30.992]Then I'll go beat Mischa Barton with a Cuisinart
[02:33.555]Then mosey on over to Rosie O'donnell's with Mcdonald's
[02:36.413]Jump on her lap and watch The Sopranos
[02:38.354]It feels so wrong 'cause it feels so right
[02:40.876]But it's all right it's OK with me
[02:43.495]I'll do my steps all by myself
[02:46.276]I don't need nobody to play with me
[02:48.781]But if you just give me a chance
[02:50.919]I can put you in a trance the way I dance
[02:53.429]But don't nobody wanna play with me
[02:55.321]So I'm taking my ball and going home home
[02:59.379]Shady what are you doin'chewin'on a human
[03:01.802]Grab an aluminum bat hit Heidi Klum in the back boom
[03:04.720]And assumin'the fact that that dudes in the back room
[03:07.637]Usin'the bathroom vacuumin'a raccoon
[03:10.46]Skewin'a rat a cat screwin'a baboon
[03:12.841]You shouldn't ask what is he doin'with that broom
[03:15.570]You should be glad he ain't leave you full of stab wounds
[03:18.123]You in a trance I'm back doing my dance ooh
[03:20.809]But they're afraid I might get Sarah Palin by the hair
[03:23.129]And make her wear a bathin'suit and take her parasailin'
[03:25.626]Shady why you gotta pick on the lady for
[03:28.77]Why you make her read 84bed time stories to you in baby talk
[03:31.484]Cause I'm scared there's monster's under my bed
[03:33.687]Kellie Pickler hid my juice box under my bassinet
[03:36.362]No wonder my a**is wet my diaper needs to be changed
[03:39.59]You like graffiti dike well I can pee pee and write your name
[03:41.686]It feels so wrong 'cause it feels so right
[03:44.246]But it's all right it's OK with me
[03:46.844]I'll do my steps all by myself
[03:49.566]I don't need nobody to play with me
[03:52.121]But if you just give me a chance
[03:54.249]I can put you in a trance the way I dance
[03:56.675]But don't nobody wanna play with me
[03:58.604]So I'm taking my ball and going home home
[04:02.711]Fine nobody wants to play with me
[04:05.385]F**k you then