Chemical Warfare Chemical Warfare -Eminem (米纳姆) You are now listening to the sounds of Shady And Alchemist Alchemist Alchemist Got an axe in the duffel bag couple of fags Stuffed in the backseat muzzled and gagged Wrapped in bubble wrap two lesbians a couple hustler mags Now grab the Pez dispenser fill it up to the max With muscle relaxers the governor of Alaska She lusts when I ask her to shove my Polaski sausage up in her a**huh While we hover over Nebraska shootin'at the f**kin'buffalo pasture In the helicopter man I can't f**k her no faster She's screamin'grab my titties Shady suck on those bastards But I ain't no sucker I won't snuggle up with her after I'm a gigalo b**ch I look like the juggalo rapper Every day man I just seem to get a little bit doper Sh*t back down man I'd rather lick on a scrotum And eat the f**kin'Octomom's p**sy lips with some okra While I watch Whoopi Goldberg scissor with Oprah While Rosie p**sy-farts and takes a piss on the sofa Get a boner and play dick swords with the Jonas Brothers your motherf**kin'mother's aroma's Like no other I keep thinkin'of her smothered in Somas It's chemical warfare drop bombs like Saddam I'm bringing the drama like Barack Obama Playing rock em'sock em'robots with the Octomama I'm vato loco homie I'll c**k those llamas