Steve Berman
Eminem - Steve Berman （skit）


Secretary : Mr.Berman
Mr.Berman : WHAT?
Secretary : We have Eminem here to see you
Mr.Berman : About ******* time , Send him in

Eminem : Steve ! Good to see you man , Ow Hey I Just....
Mr.Berman : Oh look who decided to show his face ,
I hope you had fun in the last four years
Eminem : Look man I apologize again For..
Mr.Berman : FOR SHOOTING ME ??!!
Do you know I lose the use of my right arm?
Eminem : Again it was a mistake ,
It was a terrible mista..Are you wearing a bullet proof vest ?!
Mr.Berman : And then you go and do what ? Hide out?
Stay in detroit for almost five years while the music industry melts the **** down ?!
Do you know how many people lost their jobs because of your ******* vacation ?
Eminem : Well thats actually why I am here I was gonna
put out some new music and I wanted to play it for you and get you opinion...
Mr.Berman : Do I really need to hear it ?
Let me guess another album about poor me
I`m so famous and it ruins my rich little life
and I`m such a tourtured artist let me make music about it
and my tragic love life Am I on something here?
Eminem : Comeon man its not like that..
Mr.Berman : You know what ?
Just hand the ******* thing over I`m done talking to you
You think you can come and go as you pleased big selfish superstars.
Eminem : Steve , I had a drug problem..
Mr.Berman : OH POOR ME I had a drug problem
Who hasnt had a drug problem in this town ? You know what?
Eminem : Hey Hey Hey !
Mr.Berman : Just lay the **** down on my desk and get the **** out.
Eminem : Wow wow wow Jesus christ man ,
Aight aight here fine..*lay down two CD`s*
Mr.Berman : Whats this **** ?! TWO CD`s?
Eminem : Thats what I have been trying to tell you man its Two albums.
Mr.Berman : Just get out !
Eminem : Aight!
Mr.Berman : Get the **** out !
Eminem : Aight man see you later