[00:17.12](Chorus) [00:17.62]There once was a saying that I used to say [00:20.01]Back in the day when I met Dre [00:22.26]I used to sit and goof on the phone with my friend proof [00:25.29]That if I went gold' I'd go right through the roof [00:28.08]He said what If I went platinum' I'd just laugh at him [00:30.88]That's not happening' that I can't fathom [00:33.50]Eighty something million records worldwide later' [00:36.12]I'm living in a house with a f-cking elevator [00:38.01] [00:38.51](Verse 1) [00:39.01]Haters getting mad' they done had enough of shady [00:41.44]You slay me' nothing you say matters enough to touche me' [00:44.76]Rappers try to play me' they use Hailie as a ukulele [00:48.39]Woopsa a f-cking daisy [00:50.03]That's an honour who even she knows dada's f-cking crazy [00:52.65]******* animal' cookoo' bananas' ******* AP [00:55.33]Maybe it's because I never had a mother raise me [00:57.99]F-ck around and throw a baby at another baby [01:00.54]You may think it's cause of the way that I was brought up [01:03.19]But it's all caught up to me now' palm is in the waters [01:06.01]Every line I ever said has got me in a corner [01:08.61]You might think it doesn't creep upon ya' but it all does [01:11.29]You wouldn't listen man' I tried to warn ya when you started [01:13.80]Now your brains all horny cause of all the sh-t you thought of [01:16.49]Chainsaw slaughters turn your daughters into sawdust [01:19.09]I never thought it’d come to this' I outta just be honest but [01:20.84] [01:21.34](Chorus) [01:21.84]There once was a saying that I used to say [01:24.13]Back in the day when I met Dre [01:26.33]I used to sit and goof on the phone with my friend proof [01:29.40]That if I went gold' I'd go right through the roof [01:32.23]He said what If I went platinum' I'd just laugh at him [01:34.90]That's not happening' that I can't fathom [01:37.64]Eighty something million records worldwide later' [01:40.10]I'm living in a house with a f-cking elevator [01:41.84] [01:42.34](Verse 2) [01:42.84]Sorry Lance' Mr. Lambert and Aiken ain't gonna make it [01:45.62]They get so mad' when I call them both fake it's [01:48.34]All these ******* voices in my head I can't take it [01:50.88]Someone shut that f-cking baby up' 'for I shake it [01:53.56]You're standing adjacent to Jason's last slut' they're facing [01:56.19]Together makes 'em' a f-cking bad combination [01:58.81]I lashed at the doctor in my last operation [02:01.53]Shoved the weiner snitzel up his ass' hopped away some- [02:04.26]body please stop the patient' get the cops to mase him [02:06.89]Homie' I'm the *******zer' pass doctor dre some [02:09.53]I can't leave the game' I just can't walk away son [02:12.15]No not-a now' not a chance' not today son [02:14.79]I can't believe I leave for one brief second [02:17.50]You p-ssy queef all over the rap game' naked [02:20.16]And use a leaf to wipe up the crap stains' feck it [02:22.68]I just keep saying the same exact saying' check it [02:24.39] [02:24.89](Chorus) [02:25.39]There once was a saying that I used to say [02:27.71]Back in the day when I met Dre [02:30.09]I used to sit and goof on the phone with my friend proof [02:33.00]That if I went gold' I'd go right through the roof [02:35.88]He said what If I went platinum' I'd just laugh at him [02:38.65]That's not happening' that I can't fathom [02:41.26]Eighty something million records worldwide later' [02:43.89]I'm living in a house with a f-cking elevator [02:45.80] [02:46.30](Verse 3) [02:46.80]Elevator in my house' I'll smell ya later [02:49.24]I blew the ******* up' a hamster in a microwave-I [02:51.87]Think about an escalator now' steps' I hate 'em [02:54.49]Told the neighbor step away' then I just pepper sprayed 'em [02:57.23]Yeah' for every time you ride down the street [02:59.54]Or hideout' drive by my house and beep [03:02.23]Like now motherf-cker' try now to sleep [03:04.82]Lie down motherf-cker' try countin' sheep [03:07.62]And you're tryna find out' why now there's beef? [03:10.29]Mase in your face *******' cry now p-ssy [03:12.89]This is my house' all nine thousand feet [03:15.54]So you can suck my ******* with Amy Winehouse's teeth [03:18.32]Then I shove 'em in the elevator' take 'em to the top [03:20.93]Stand above em'just to cut the f-cking cable' let 'em drop [03:23.62]Walk an hour to the damn f-cking refrigerator' get a pop [03:26.13]While I let 'em fall all the way to the ba*******t yelling stop! [03:28.00] [03:28.50](Chorus) [03:29.00]There once was a saying that I used to say [03:31.49]Back in the day when I met Dre [03:33.55]I used to sit and goof on the phone with my friend proof [03:36.75]That if I went gold' I'd go right through the roof [03:39.46]He said what If I went platinum' I'd just laugh at him [03:42.21]That's not happening' that I can't fathom [03:45.08]Eighty something million records worldwide later' [03:47.46]I'm living in a house with a f-cking elevator [03:49.42] [03:50.00](Outro) [03:50.42]******* son of a *******' I can't believe this *******t [03:52.73]This must be all that there is' this must be it [03:55.54]*******-A even got a potato [03:58.04]Wash my ass after I *******t with gold toilet paper [04:01.36]Dishwasher's so big' when I'm pissed off [04:03.29]I can just toss a flying saucer in it [04:05.59]This *******t's awesome' yeah' ******* elevator [04:08.93]Living in a house with a ******* elevator [04:11.93] [04:52.93]