[00:00.000] 作词 : Batson Mathers Elizondo Jr.
[00:00.780] 作曲 : Batson Mathers Elizondo Jr.
[00:01.560]I was born with a d1xk in my brain, yeah, fvxked in the head
[00:04.780]My stepfather said that I sucked in the bed
[00:07.150]'Til one night he snuck in and said
[00:08.960]"We're going out back, I want my d1xk sucked in the shed"
[00:12.190]Can't we just play with Teddy Ruxpin instead?
[00:14.680]"After I fvxk you in the bvtt, get some head
[00:16.790]Bust a nut, get some rest"
[00:18.230]The next day my mother said
[00:19.640]"I don't know what the fvxk's up with this kid!
[00:21.990]The bastard won't even eat nothin' he's fed
[00:24.320]He just hung himself in the bedroom, he's dead!"
[00:26.930]"Debbie, don't let that fvxker get you upset
[00:29.100]Go in there, stick a fvxkin' cigarette to his neck
[00:31.760]I'll bet you he's fakin' it, I'll bet you, I bet
[00:33.850]He probably just wants to see how upset you would get
[00:36.620]I'll go handle this, of course, unless you object?"
[00:38.890]"Aw, go fvxk his brains out if any's left in his head!"
[00:41.500]If you could count the skeletons in my closet
[00:44.330]Under my bed and up under my faucet
[00:46.600]Then you would know I've completely lost it
[00:49.110]Is he nuts? No, he's insane!
[00:51.350]If you could count the skeletons in my closet
[00:54.020]Under my bed and up under my faucet
[00:56.420]Then you would know I've completely lost it
[00:58.880]Is he nuts? No, he's insane! ("Did you get him?")
[01:01.830]Nah, fvxker tried to bite my face off
[01:03.660]I just got fvxkin' chased off with a chainsaw
[01:06.060]Then he took the chainsaw, bit the fvxkin' blades off
[01:08.540]Ate the blades, stuck a baseball in a slingshot
[01:10.940]Then he aimed at his own face, let the thing pop
[01:13.350]Took his eye out, picked it up and played ping pong
[01:15.800]Then he played ping pong with his own ding-dong
[01:18.310]That motherfvxker's got nuts like King Kong
[01:20.770]Then he set the lawnmower out on the dang lawn
[01:23.220]And he laid all up underneath it with the thing on
[01:25.680]Then he took his pants, he took every fvxkin' thing off
[01:28.080]Everything except his tank top and his training bra
[01:30.540]Ain't he raw? Yeah, maniac, that's Shady, dawg
[01:33.040]Man, that motherfvxker's gangsta, ain't he dawg?
[01:35.500]Shady, dawg, what be goin' through that fvxkin' brain of yours?
[01:37.950]Say no more, what the fvxk you waitin' for? Sing along!
[01:40.330]If you could count the skeletons in my closet
[01:43.000]Under my bed and up under my faucet
[01:45.400]Then you would know I've completely lost it
[01:47.830]Is he nuts? No, he's insane!
[01:50.080]If you could count the skeletons in my closet
[01:52.840]Under my bed and up under my faucet
[01:55.200]Then you would know I've completely lost it
[01:57.680]Is he nuts? No, he's insane!
[01:59.980]Don't you know what felch means? ("Yeah") Well then, tell me
[02:02.380]Would you rather get felched or do the felching?
[02:04.890]Fvxk 'em in the axs, suck the cxm out while you're belchin' (Urrp!)
[02:07.260]Burp, belch, and go back for a second helpin'
[02:09.770]Can you dig what I'm sayin', man? Can you smell me?
[02:12.180]I want you to feel me like my stepfather felt me (Oh...)
[02:14.710]Fvxk a little puppy, kick the puppy while he's yelpin'
[02:17.110]"Shady, what the fvxk you sayin'?" — I don't know, help me!
[02:19.650]What the fvxk's happenin'? I think I'm fvxkin' meltin'!
[02:22.080]"Marshall, I just love you, boy, I care about your well-being"
[02:24.450]No, Dad, I said no! — I don't need no help peein'
[02:26.910]I'm a big boy, I can do it by myself, see?
[02:29.360]I only get naked when the babysitter tells me
[02:31.820]She showed me a movie like Nightmare on Elm Street
[02:34.270]But it was X and they called it "Pubic Hair on Chelsea"
[02:36.570]"Well, this is called 'Axs Rxpe' and we're shootin' the jail scene!"
[02:39.110]If you could count the skeletons in my closet
[02:41.770]Under my bed and up under my faucet
[02:44.200]Then you would know I've completely lost it
[02:46.740]Is he nuts? No, he's insane
[02:48.900]If you could count the skeletons in my closet
[02:51.590]Under my bed and up under my faucet
[02:54.000]Then you would know I've completely lost it
[02:56.530]Is he nuts? No, he's insane