[00:00.000] 作词 : Batson Mathers Cruse Elizo [00:01.000] 作曲 : Batson Mathers Cruse Elizo [00:18.72]oh its music to my ears [00:21.84]oh man how can i describe the way i feel [00:26.90] [00:28.10]******' great man [00:29.71] [00:31.22]ok let me see [00:34.39] [00:35.03]how could i begin [00:36.83] [00:37.52]locked in mariahs wine cellar all i had for lunch [00:40.28]was red more red wine and captain crunch [00:42.82]red wine for breakfast and for brunch [00:44.95]and to soak it up and in between snack crack ers to munch [00:48.47]mariah what ever happened to us [00:49.97]why did we have to break up [00:51.40]all i asked for was a glass of punch [00:53.15]ya see i never really asked for much [00:55.09]i cant imagine whats [00:55.78]going through your mind after such [00:58.28]a nasty break up with that latin hunk [01:01.03]luis migul [01:01.65]nick cannon better back the **** up [01:03.59]i'm not playin i want her back ya punk [01:06.21]this is hello kitty bed spread satin funk [01:08.65]mixed with egyptian with a little rap and punk [01:11.21]zapp and eric clapton [01:12.02]shaft prince abba crunk [01:13.90]ya baby [01:14.28]i want another crack at ya [01:16.46]you can beat me with any spatula that you want [01:18.75]i man i really want you bad you cunt [01:21.06]nick you had your fun [01:22.13]i've come to kick you in your sack of junk [01:24.08]man i could use a fresh batch of blood [01:25.72]so prepare your vernacular for dracula acupuncture [01:27.91]bagpipes from baghdad [01:29.08] [01:31.11]when will it ever cease [01:32.24]for pete sakes he crazy to say the least [01:34.60]bagpipes from baghdad [01:35.72] [01:36.40]whats going through my mind [01:37.60]half time when i rhyme [01:38.85]while blowing on my [01:39.71]bagpipes from baghdad [01:41.32]somebody turn the vacancy sign on [01:43.27]cause im gone [01:44.39]blowing on my [01:44.89]bagpipes from baghdad [01:45.75] [01:46.59]i run the streets and act like a mad man holding a glad [01:49.43]you could be a permanent fixture [01:51.11]in my lyrical mixture [01:52.43]i'm the miracle whip trickster [01:53.99]my signature sound [01:55.29]when a tube of lipsticks around [01:57.54]i'm bound to put it on in an instant [01:59.78]wow man what an ensemble [02:01.41]what an assortmen of pharma- [02:02.90]ceuticals this beautiful pill does to my palm and [02:05.78]cuticles get residue just from touching the bottle [02:07.95]never new i could remind me so much of my momma [02:10.75]i'll cut you like dahmer [02:12.19]pull a butcher knife on ya [02:13.44]the size of a sword boy [02:14.81]i'm like the ******* red sonya [02:16.24]get it stuck in ya cornea [02:17.50]nice knowing ya norman [02:18.68]your so ******* annoying [02:19.37]drop the shovel boy [02:20.53]you dont know what the **** your doing [02:22.04]i aint playing no ******* more [02:23.54]nick cannon you ***** i wish you luck with the ****** whore [02:25.91]every minute theres a sucker born [02:27.47]snuck up on malachai [02:28.48]made the ************ suck on shruck of corn [02:31.37]chaka chaka khan chaka khan [02:33.24]hit jason in the face with a hockey puck and [02:35.24]tell him its ****** on [02:36.62]now what the **** are you doing [02:38.06]your running over the snow blower with the lawn mower [02:40.56]blowing your bagpipes from baghdad [02:41.81]bagpipes from baghdad [02:42.98] [02:43.62]when will it ever cease [02:44.62]for pete sakes he crazy to say the least [02:46.81]bagpipes from baghdad [02:47.98] [02:48.55]whats going through my mind [02:49.56]half time when i rhyme [02:50.68]while blowing on my [02:51.74]bagpipes from baghdad [02:52.60] [02:53.65]somebody turn the vacancy sign on [02:54.78]cause im gone [02:55.40]blowing on my [02:56.15]bagpipes from baghdad [02:57.14] [02:58.86]i run the streets and act like a mad man holding a glad bag [03:02.15]In a bed with two brain dead lesbian vegetables [03:04.09]I bet you they'll become *********ual [03:06.71]Nothing will stop me from molesting you [03:09.59]Titty-******* you 'till your breast nipples flesh tickle my testicles [03:11.78]It's what they said to the two conjoined twins [03:14.45] [03:15.13]How's it going girlfriends you need a boyfriend [03:17.45]You need some ointment just set up an appointment [03:19.95]Who's gonna see the doctor first We'll do a coin flip [03:22.76]I've just got my one year sobriety check [03:25.01]When the bad get going how bad is it gonna get [03:27.76]Baby you shouldn't have any trouble rubbing groins with each other [03:30.44]Especially when they're joined at the hip [03:32.57]I'm going to get a needle kit [03:34.49] [03:35.64]In attempt to separate the back at the loin **** [03:38.52]Lure the little boy with the chocolate chips Ahoy! [03:41.37]Cookie lookie even took me a polaroid [03:43.80]bagpipes from baghdad [03:45.30]when will it ever cease [03:46.24]for pete sakes he crazy to say the least [03:48.23] [03:48.81]bagpipes from baghdad [03:49.92] [03:50.43]whats going through my mind [03:51.56]half time when i rhyme [03:52.55]while blowing on my [03:53.43]bagpipes from baghdad [03:55.31]somebody turn the vacancy sign on [03:56.74]cause im gone [03:57.68]blowing on my [03:58.99]bagpipes from baghdad [03:59.91] [04:00.89]i run the streets and act like a mad man holding a glad bag [04:04.33]bagpipes from baghdad