[00:00.000] 作词 : Batson Mathers Lawrence Pa
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Batson Mathers Lawrence Pa
[00:02.91]Oh! My Goodness!
[00:03.64]What have I done!
[00:06.95]Oh no!
[00:09.48]I can't believe it!
[00:10.09]It's like...
[00:14.64]I've got, the whole, world, in my palms!
[00:19.68]And I'm ready to drop
[00:21.23]Welcome to the Slim Shady Mecca, Rebecca
[00:23.43]It's the village in New York
[00:24.71]Right next to the TriBeCa
[00:25.63]That's my sector
[00:27.43]*******ual dissector
[00:27.84]Come again, rewind selector
[00:31.06]I said nice rectum
[00:32.56]I had a vasectomy, Hector
[00:34.35]So you can't get pregnant if I buy *** and erect ya'
[00:37.11]Hannibal Lecter into guy ***
[00:38.77]And I bet ya' I tantalize ya'
[00:41.05]And in less than 5 seconds I get ya'
[00:42.69]They say once bitten and twice shy will lie
[00:44.68]Next to the guy with
[00:45.70]Nine ecstasy pills and 5 extra
[00:47.06]Boxes of ripped condoms and quantities
[00:49.48]Why yes sir
[00:50.47]I took the rest of the Lunesta pills from my dresser
[00:53.05]That's my kind of vibe, what else should I try, Lester
[00:55.56]Drop kicked the ***** before her second trimester
[00:58.35]Performed a home-abortion with Dexter then I guess
[01:00.80]I'll dig a fetus out with a wire hanger then digest her
[01:02.98]Chorus]
[01:03.73]I
[01:03.92]Guess it's
[01:04.57]Time
[01:04.75]For you
[01:05.56]To hate me again
[01:06.35]Let's begin now hand me the pen
[01:09.02]How should I begin it and where does it all end
[01:11.63]The world is just my medicine ball, you're all in
[01:13.87]I said
[01:14.48]I
[01:14.84]Guess it's
[01:15.15]Time
[01:15.67]For you
[01:16.26]To hate me again
[01:16.97]Let's begin now hand me the pen
[01:19.67]How should I begin it and where does it all end
[01:22.31]My medicine ball, you're in my medicine ball, friends
[01:24.65]Verse 2]
[01:25.30]All my West side ******* throw it up...
[01:27.28]Put a balloon inside your *****
[01:28.88]Weep and blow it up
[01:30.13]Man I think that Egers fell off the tip（?）
[01:32.00]And showin' nuts
[01:32.52]So you better change the station to keep
[01:34.76]From throwing up
[01:35.71]Man you've seen it all before
[01:36.98]Your all too familiar wit' it
[01:38.38]There's a ***** on the floor
[01:39.57]And two balls
[01:40.33]So you know who did it
[01:41.41]You know you wit' it, girl
[01:42.55]Don't front
[01:42.86]Oh no you didn't
[01:43.88]I won't rape all the ******** Dolls
[01:45.14]Nicole, you kiddin'?
[01:46.30]I'll pee on Rihanna, see man
[01:47.66]I'll do what I wanna
[01:48.74]Spray perfume in a sauna
[01:49.80]Run Crazy Glue and Madonna
[01:51.17]To the La-Z-Boy sofa
[01:52.00]Fold her in two（?） then sit on her
[01:53.88]Imagine the visual for that, man
[01:55.57]Who woulda thought I
[01:56.69]Could ever be such a relentless
[01:57.78]Break a leash in his fingers（?）
[01:59.29]But the chick's so old
[02:00.67]She looks like she out-lived a life sentence
[02:02.39]I never meant this
[02:03.45]Line to be so offensive
[02:04.37]If you weren't so defensive
[02:05.48]It wouldn't be
[02:06.36]You're so sensitive
[02:07.17]Chorus]
[02:07.64]I
[02:08.15]Guess it's
[02:08.69]Time
[02:08.99]For you
[02:09.59]To hate me again
[02:10.33]Let's begin now hand me the pen
[02:12.57]How should I begin it and where does it all end
[02:15.57]The world is just my medicine ball, you're all in
[02:17.95]I said
[02:18.60]I
[02:18.86]Guess it's
[02:19.23]Time
[02:19.62]For you
[02:20.18]To hate me again
[02:21.64]Let's begin now hand me the pen
[02:23.77]How should I begin it and where does it all end
[02:25.71]My medicine ball, you're in my medicine ball, friends
[02:28.62]Verse 3]
[02:29.25]Put Christopher Reeves on a
[02:30.37]Unicycle with a kickstand
[02:31.07]Kick it up and push him and lead him
[02:34.13]Right into quicksand
[02:34.87]Here, you need a hand, big man?
[02:36.57]Grab hold of this branch
[02:37.46]With both hands
[02:38.25]Man, they don't understand
[02:38.92]I'm just a sick man
[02:39.92]Now everybody's pissed at me
[02:41.05]Like it's my fault
[02:42.06]This name rhymes with so many different words
[02:44.21]Geez
[02:44.99]So one last time, Mr. Christopher Reeves
[02:47.65]Won't you break it down for me
[02:49.11]And just spit the verse, please!
[02:50.20]Eminem As Christopher Reeves]
[02:51.77]Eminem, I'm coming to kill you
[02:52.99]Always hated you and I still do
[02:55.26]You'll never fill my shoes, my Superman costume
[02:57.00]Doesn't even fit you
[03:00.06]They don't feel you
[03:01.46]You're taking this **** too far
[03:03.74]Who do you think you are
[03:04.95]Hang my suit up in the armoire
[03:06.30]Everyday I hate you more and more
[03:08.47]Throw down the cardboard
[03:09.53]Let's breakdance if you think you're hardcore
[03:10.86]Chorus]
[03:11.27]I
[03:11.83]Guess it's
[03:12.95]Time
[03:13.13]For you
[03:13.79]To hate me again
[03:15.03]Let's begin now hand me the pen
[03:17.00]How should I begin it and where does it all end
[03:19.12]The world is just my medicine ball, you're all in
[03:21.72]I said
[03:22.37]I
[03:22.81]Guess it's
[03:23.26]Time
[03:23.66]For you
[03:24.16]To hate me again
[03:24.97]Let's begin now hand me the pen
[03:27.70]How should I begin it and where does it all end
[03:30.37]My medicine ball, you're in my medicine ball, friends
[03:33.00]Outro]
[03:33.17]The world is mine!