[00:00.614]Excrement
[00:01.424]Exclimate, is that what you said?
[00:03.696]My next defense, against these extra men
[00:06.570]Who try to step to me and wanna have *** again
[00:08.921]Vaseline
[00:09.522]You little sickass, I'll spray em with gasoline
[00:11.533]They try to jack me off with Vaseline
[00:13.623]My ass is mean, I smash your spleen
[00:15.895]When I crash the scene
[00:17.019]Cell Phone
[00:17.437]With a cell phone, now who the hell is home?
[00:19.579]Y'all can't tell Paul how to throw me words
[00:22.400]Animal Crackers
[00:23.105]Cause animal crackers is what I do when I eat MC's like a cannibal backwards
[00:27.311]Ha ha, I got it, that's not it
[00:29.819]Fake rappers been spotted
[00:30.315]Broken Headphones
[00:31.255]Like broken headphones, you head home, you sped home
[00:34.103]You get your head blown, rappers try to step, they speak in the dead tones
[00:37.760]So I ain't trying to hear them, give me another, word for your mother
[00:40.842]Stretch Armstrong
[00:41.704]Stretch Armstrong, my brother, coming with rhymes every time that I be drumming
[00:45.518]Running with this **** when I kick a ***** in the stomach
[00:48.131]And star wars, this car's a Taurus
[00:51.030]Yo, how many bars we hit tonight, cause I'm drunk off
[00:53.329]Peanut Butter
[00:54.922]Off peanut butter, you see my **** and you start to stutter
[00:58.580]Start to utter, words that you shouldn't utter
[01:01.296]Mark Whalberg
[01:02.341]Cause Mark Whalberg is a small turd, and I'mma step on him like *******
[01:06.364]A fore fist, so rappers just get off it, I come across with
[01:09.237]Pulp Fiction
[01:11.144]With pulp fiction, yo I'll eat you like a big gulp addiction
[01:15.559]Like slurpees, got herpes, got a hair piece, rest my anises
[01:19.922]Brain Damage
[01:20.575]Got brain damage, I'm dumber than rain man is
[01:23.762]There's mayonnaise on this, I need a plain sandwich
[01:26.086]Hurry up, give me one, rappers try to step to this static they wanna give me none
[01:29.796]Fresh vegetables
[01:30.684]With fresh vegetables, my testicles are hanging off to the left of you
[01:34.968]You're *****ual, and there's a guy next to you, standing, rappers know that I
[01:39.827]Be-
[01:40.140]Preparation H
[01:40.793]Preparation H, you didn't even let me finish my rhyme
[01:43.850]Just shut up for one more time, while I just shine, on this
[01:47.428]Microphone, cause I'mma be honest, any MC who tries to step to this
[01:50.615]I'm making you a promise, that what? Give me a word
[01:54.795]Nostradamus
[01:55.683]That Nostradamus is blowing up your house, killing your foster mammas
[01:59.863]And coming back to get your parents, well I have it
[02:02.580]These rhymes are fourteen karat, solid gold
[02:05.270]Rappers step to me, you get your wallet stole
[02:07.830]Times Square
[02:08.274]In Times Square, I got blonde hair, I'm higher than con air
[02:13.107]Rappers don't want to see me, I'll butt **** Goldie Hawn bare
[02:16.137]In a lawn chair, cause I'm there
[02:17.966]Kurt Russell
[02:20.055]With Kurt Russell, saying "come here Goldie, you want my love muscle?"
[02:23.765]I know you want it, I get blunted, then I
[02:26.299]Kick these, freestyles just like whipped knees
[02:28.127]Taxicab
[02:29.329]With a taxicab, I'll smack a ***** with a maxi pad
[02:32.699]Where we going? Don't ask me dad
[02:34.788]Leave me alone, I'm not trying, to even hear you
[02:38.080]Dad, I hope you're ****ing dying, off this porno mag
[02:42.260]Yo, did you see my ad? Yo, wait a minute, did you see my ass?
[02:44.820]Is what I meant to say, I meant to say a rhyme that goes this way is elementary
[02:49.182]For the century, Slim Shady's is gonna be the illest
[02:51.141]Flamingos
[02:51.899]What? Flamingos? My mother goes out and plays bingo
[02:55.556]Every single day, at the bingo hall, that's why my **** is single, small
[03:00.493]Didn't blow up, just don't give a what? A cuff?
[03:03.393]Didn't blow up, just don't give a what? A cuff?
[03:05.691]DT's fired
[03:06.632]But DT's fired, he's retired, he's not hired, yo plus I'm tired
[03:11.438]Of busting and spitting this rhyme nonstop, I'm on top
[03:14.913]Taking records to the pawnshop, stretch
[03:17.316]Damn, see my big ick? Catch
[03:20.111]Put a D in front of it, rappers don't want none of it
[03:22.671]Coming with a ton of **** to spill, Slim Shady out, I get ill with the skill
[03:27.530]Baby, aight baby, Slim Shady
[03:32.963]Kick eighty million rhymes, till I'm older than Grady
[03:38.710]Spilled gravy, all over my damn navy blue avi
[03:52.398]Bye bye