[00:00.000] 作词 : Young, Andre Romell
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Young, Andre Romell
[00:03.88]May I have your attention please
[00:06.63]May I have your attention please
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[00:09.34]Will the real Slim Shady please stand up
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[00:12.83]I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up
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[00:17.46]We're going to have a problem here
[00:19.02]Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before
[00:20.92]jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
[00:23.92]started whoopin her ass worse than before
[00:25.48]they first get divorced throwing her over furniture （scream）
[00:27.23]It's the return of the
[00:28.48]Oh wait no way your kidding he didn't just say what I think he did did he
[00:31.98]And Dr Dre said
[00:33.30]Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead he's locked in my basement （haha）
[00:37.11]Feminist women love Eminem
[00:38.23]Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him
[00:40.61]look at him walking around grabbing his you know what
[00:43.17]limpin' to you know who yeah but hes so cute though
[00:45.99]Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
[00:48.86]but no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms
[00:51.55]Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
[00:53.42]but can't but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
[00:56.11]my bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips
[00:58.86]and if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
[01:01.92]and that's the message that we deliver to little kids
[01:04.11]and expect them not to know what a womens ******** is
[01:06.23]Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
[01:07.23]by the time they hit 4th grade
[01:08.54]they got the discovery channel don't they
[01:09.98]We ain't nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals
[01:12.98]who cut other people open like cantaloupes
[01:14.42]But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
[01:15.98]then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
[01:18.55]But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote
[01:20.67]Women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes
[01:22.92]I'm Slim Shady
[01:23.54]Yes I'm the real Shady
[01:24.67]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:26.36]So won't the real Slim Shady
[01:27.80]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[01:31.16]
[01:32.18]becuase I'm Slim Shady
[01:33.12]Yes I'm the real Shady
[01:34.37]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:36.12]So won't the real Slim shady
[01:37.62]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[01:40.11]
[01:41.13]Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
[01:43.50]Well I do so **** him and **** you too
[01:45.82]You think I give a damm about a Grammy
[01:47.82]Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me
[01:50.44]But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird
[01:52.57]Why So you guys can just lie to get me here
[01:54.94]So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears
[01:57.19]**** Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
[01:58.94]So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
[02:01.50]And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
[02:03.94]Little ***** put me on blast on MTV
[02:05.94]yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hehe
[02:08.57]I should download her audio on mp3
[02:10.44]And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V D （scream）
[02:13.51]I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me
[02:16.75]So I've been sent here to destroy you
[02:18.38]And theres a million of us just like me
[02:20.01]Who cuss like me
[02:20.88]Who just don't give a **** like me
[02:22.44]Who dress like me
[02:23.19]Walk talk and act like me
[02:24.38]It just might be the next best thing
[02:26.32]But not quite me
[02:27.13]I'm Slim Shady
[02:27.76]Yes I'm the real Shady
[02:28.82]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:30.44]So won't the real Slim Shady
[02:31.75]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[02:35.18]
[02:36.12]becuase I'm Slim Shady
[02:37.12]Yes I'm the real Shady
[02:38.37]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:40.31]So won't the real Slim shady
[02:41.93]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[02:45.12]I'm like a headtrip to listen to
[02:46.74]Cause I'm only giving you
[02:47.93]things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
[02:49.69]The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of ya'll
[02:52.44]And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all
[02:55.07]I just get on the mic and spit it
[02:56.88]And whether you like to admit it （rip）
[02:58.44]I just **** it better than 90% of you rappers out there
[03:00.57]Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums
[03:03.13]Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I'm 30
[03:05.57]Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty
[03:07.63]Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens and I'm jerking
[03:10.32]But this whole bag of viagra isn't working
[03:12.13]And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin'
[03:14.25]He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings
[03:17.00]Or in the parking lot circling
[03:18.32]screaming I don't give a ****
[03:19.69]With his windows down and system up
[03:21.44]So will the real Shady please stand up
[03:23.82]and put one of those fingures on each hand up
[03:26.13]and to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
[03:28.82]and one more time loud as you can how does it go
[03:31.38]Cuz I'm Slim Shady
[03:32.69]Yes I'm the real Shady
[03:34.19]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:36.01]So won't the real Slim Shady
[03:37.32]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[03:39.38]becuase I'm Slim Shady
[03:40.63]Yes I'm the real Shady
[03:41.75]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:43.63]So won't the real Slim shady
[03:44.94]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[03:48.30]
[03:49.36]I'm Slim Shady
[03:50.04]Yes I'm the real Shady
[03:51.17]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:52.80]So won't the real Slim Shady
[03:54.48]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[03:56.97]
[03:58.50]becuase I'm Slim Shady
[03:59.37]Yes I'm the real Shady
[04:00.43]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[04:02.18]So won't the real Slim shady
[04:03.87]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up