My Dad's Gone Crazy 作词 : Elizondo, Feemster, Mathers ... Hailie:Daddy, what＇re you doing? Eminem:Ha Ha! Eminem & Hailie:Ok then! Everybody, listen up! Eminem:I＇m goin＇ to hell, who＇s comin＇ with me? Hailie:(innocently) Somebody, PLEASE help him!*giggle* I think my dad gone crazy! There＇s no mountain I can＇t climb There＇s no tower too high, No plane that I can＇t learn how to fly What do I gotta do to get through to you, destroy you There ain＇t nothin＇ I can＇t take this chainsaw to ******＇ brain＇s brawn, and brass ***** I cut ＇em off, I got ＇em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar Inside of a hall, with my framed autograph, Sunglasses with Elton John＇s name, on my drag wall I＇m out the closet, I been lyin＇ my ass off All this time, me and Dre been ******＇ with hats off Dr. Dre:Suck it marshall! Tell laura and her hu**and to back off Before I push this mutha******＇ button and blast off And launch one of these Russians, and that＇s all Blow every ******＇ thing, except Afghanistan on the map, off When will it stop, when will I knock the crap off Hailie:My dad＇s lost it Hailie, tell ＇em baby Eminem:There＇s really nothin＇ else to say ha, I can＇t explain it Hailie:I think my dad gone crazy! Eminem:A little help from Hailie Jade, won＇t you tell them baby Hailie:I think my dad gone crazy! Eminem:There＇s nothin＇ you could do or say, could eva change me Hailie:I think my dad gone crazy! Eminem:There＇s no one on earth that can save me, not even Hailie Hailie:I think my dad gone crazy! It＇s like my mother always told me Rnrnrnrnrnrrrr, n codeine n goddammit, you little mother****** If you ain＇t got nothin＇ nice to say then don＇t say nothin＇ uh.. **** that ***t, *****, eat a mother******＇ **** Chew on a *****, and lick a million mutha******＇ ***** per second I＇d rather put out a mutha******＇ gospel record I＇d rather be a *****-whipped *****, eat ***** And have *****-lips glued to my face with a ****-ring in my nose Then quit bringin＇ my flos, quit givin＇ me my ammo Can＇t you see why I＇m so mean? If y＇all leave me alone, this wouldn＇t be my M O I wouldn＇t have to go eenie meenie minie mo Catch a homo by his toe, man, I don＇t know no more Am I the only ******＇ one who＇s normal any more? Hailie:Dad! Eminem:There＇s really nothin＇ else to say ha, I can＇t explain it Hailie:I think my dad gone crazy! Eminem:A little help from Hailie Jade, won＇t you tell them baby Hailie:I think my dad gone crazy! Eminem:There＇s nothin＇ you could do or say, could eva change me Hailie:I think my dad gone crazy! Eminem:There＇s no one on earth that can save me, not even Hailie Hailie:I think my dad gone crazy! My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise And at the same time, make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme So what you＇re seein＇ is a genius at work Which to me isn＇t work, so it＇s easy to misinterpret it at first, ＇Cuz when I speak, it＇s tongue in cheek I＇d yank my ******＇ teeth before I＇d ever bite my tongue I＇d slice my gums, get struck by ******＇ lightnin＇ twice at once And die and come back as Vanilla Ice＇s son And walk around the rest of my life spit on And kicked and hit with ***t, every time I sung Like R. Kelly as soon as ＂bump n＇ grind＂ comes on More pain inside o＇ my brain, than in the eyes of a little girl inside of a plane Aimed at the World Trade, standin＇ on Ronnie＇s grave, Screamin＇ at the sky, the clouds gather its Clyde Mathers and Bonnie Jade And thats pretty much the Jist of it, Parents are pissed, but the kids love it Nine millimeter, heater＇s stashed and two-seaters with meat cleavers I don＇t blame you, I wouldn＇t let Hailie listen to me neither Eminem:There＇s really nothin＇ else to say ha, I can＇t explain it Hailie:I think my dad gone crazy! Eminem:A little help from Hailie Jade, won＇t you tell them baby Hailie:I think my dad gone crazy! Eminem:There＇s nothin＇ you could do or say, could eva change me Hailie:I think my dad gone crazy! Eminem:There＇s no one on earth that can save me, not even Hailie Hailie:I think my dad gone crazy! Eminem:Crazy You＇re funny daddy!