[00:00.62]Hi
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[00:02.03]Original Bad Boy on the case, cover your face
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[00:04.20]Came in the place blowed, and sprayed Puffy with Mase
[00:06.51]
[00:06.71]I laced the **** with insect repellent, better check the smelly
[00:09.52]
[00:09.67]Eminem starts with E, better check the spelling with a capital
[00:12.74]
[00:12.89]Somebody grab me a Snapple
[00:14.25]
[00:14.40]I got an aspirin capsule trapped in my adam's apple
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[00:16.70](Hurry up)
[00:17.46]
[00:17.61]Somebody dropped me on my head, and I was sure
[00:19.36]
[00:19.51]That my mother did it, but the ***** won't admit it was her
[00:21.92]
[00:22.12]I slit her stomach open with a scalpel when she was six months
[00:24.33]
[00:24.49]And said, "I'm ready now *****, ain't you feelin' these kicks c**t?"
[00:26.75]
[00:26.95]The world ain't ready for me yet, I can tell
[00:28.85]
[00:29.01]I'll probably have a cell next to the furnace in hell
[00:31.72]
[00:31.87]I'm sicker than sperm cells with syphilis germs
[00:34.13]
[00:34.27]And I'm hotter than my **** is, when I piss and it burns
[00:36.54]
[00:36.74]I kick you in the tummy until you sick to your stomach
[00:39.60]
[00:39.76]And vomit so much blood that your clothes stick to you from it
[00:42.28]
[00:42.48](Yuck, yuck)
[00:42.93]
[00:43.07]Hit you in the head with a brick til' you plummet
[00:44.54]
[00:44.69]If y'all don't like me, you can suck my **** til' you numb it
[00:46.95]
[00:47.14]And all that gibberish you was spittin', you need to kill it
[00:49.46]
[00:49.61]'Cause your style is like dyin' in my sleep, I don't feel it
[00:52.12]
[00:52.32]'Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan
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[00:54.88]For twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin
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[00:57.20]Is f****n' crazy, you hear me? Ha?
[00:59.52]
[00:59.71]Is f****n' crazy, hello, hi
[01:02.63]
[01:02.84]'Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan
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[01:05.20]For twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin
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[01:07.51]Is f****n' crazy, do you hear me?
[01:09.81]
[01:10.01]Is f****n' crazy
[01:11.97]
[01:12.12]I'm ice grillin' you, starin' you down with a gremlin grin
[01:14.54]
[01:14.68]I'm Eminem, you're a fag in a women's gym
[01:16.91]
[01:17.06]I'm Slim, the Shady is really a fake alias
[01:19.57]
[01:19.72]To save me with in case I get chased by space aliens
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[01:21.94]A brainiac, with a cranium packed, full of more uranium
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[01:25.30]Than a maniac, Saudi Arabian
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[01:26.71]A highly combustible head, spazmatic
[01:29.12]
[01:29.27]Strapped to a Kraf**atic adjustable bed
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[01:31.93]Laid up in the hospital in critical condition
[01:34.45]
[01:34.61]I flat lined, jumped up and ran from the mortician
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[01:37.37]High speed, IV full of Thai ****
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[01:39.74]Lookin' Chinese, with my knees stuck together like Siamese
[01:42.39]
[01:42.54]Twins, joined at the groin like le**ians
[01:44.71]
[01:44.91]Uh, pins and needles, hypodermic needles and pins
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[01:47.18]I hope God forgives me for my sins, it probably all depends
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[01:49.49]On if I keep on killin' my girlfriends
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[01:52.46]'Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan
[01:55.06]
[01:55.26]For twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin
[01:57.73]
[01:57.93]Is f****n' crazy, you hear me? Ha?
[02:00.45]
[02:00.60]Is f****n' crazy, listen
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[02:02.11]'Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan
[02:05.18]
[02:05.33]For twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin
[02:07.89]
[02:08.09]Is f****n' crazy, you hear me?
[02:10.46]
[02:10.61]Is f****n' crazy
[02:12.36]
[02:12.51]Last night I O.D.'d on rush, mushrooms and dust
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[02:14.99]And got rushed to the hospital to get my system flushed
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[02:17.41](Shucks)
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[02:18.21]I'm an alcoholic and that's all I can say
[02:19.88]
[02:20.02]I call in to work, 'cause all I do is frolic and play
[02:22.08]
[02:22.23]I swallow grenades, and take about a bottle a day
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[02:24.69]Of Tylenol 3, and talk about how violent I'll be
[02:27.05]
[02:27.25]Give me eleven Excederin my head'll spin
[02:29.47]
[02:29.62]Medicine'll get me revvin' like a 747 jet engine
[02:32.19]
[02:32.39]Scratched my b***s til' I shredded skin
[02:34.85]
[02:35.06]"Doctor, check this rash, look how red it's been"
[02:36.71]
[02:36.86]"It's probably AIDS", forget it then
[02:38.22]
[02:38.37]I strike a still pose and hit you with some ill flows
[02:40.22]
[02:40.42]That don't even make sense, like dykes usin' dildos
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[02:42.74]So reach in your billfolds, for ten ducats
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[02:45.19]And pick up this Slim Shady s*it that's on Rawkus
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[02:47.70]Somethin', somethin', somethin', somethin', I get ******
[02:50.07]
[02:50.26]My daughter scribbled over that rhyme
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[02:52.29]I couldn't read it, damn