Turn Me Loose (feat. Limp Bizkit)
Check Slim Shady do the mic kid
I dont do black music I dont do white music
I make fight music for high school kids
I put lives at risk when I drive like this
From a slip disk from a Limp Bizkit disk
I just missed the gift list for Christmas gifts
So I get pissed and cant pick which wrist
To slit little rich kids in cribs dont attempt this s*it
So step back while I prep up to pimp this b*tch
So I says to the girl I'm like what up girl
Shut up girl showed her a cut up squirel
She screamed bloody murder so loud everybody
Heard her slapped me in the mouth and called me a nutty murderer
I moved up to two blondes kissin' on a futon (yo baby) (what are you on?)
I looked at 'em both and I was like look
Check this out toots I'm lookin for Cookie Puss
I need to speak to him immediately
They played my video on MTV last
Week just when I was thinkin' I was all that and then some
Here comes Fred Durst yo Shady let me get some
Who knows what galaxy I came from
One where a bass drum hung from my high chair
Now I'm a nightmare you stay right there
I got the fever for the flavour of a single
See me and Shady I think we got it locked down
Shocked by the sound I got you cruisin' with your top down
These two blondes I offered 'em both a drink
And this you would think could get the party started
But instead them girls turned their heads
Opened up their mouths smelled like somebody farted
So if it's time for me to move on
Shady said the livin' room was a dance floor so turn me loose
I was cuttin' the rug with this chick
Bumped into this dude who was drunk
And a prick ramblin' on about how
He was gonna kill me wow!I spilled a drink on his shirt
But no- He insisted we should go
Before I could drop 'em shady had to clock 'em
The music stopped the party stood in shock
So I looked around grabbed the cutest girl and did the smurf
Turn me loose
Turn me loose
Turn me loose
This party's goin' my way
Or no way at all
Why don't you turn me loose
Turn me loose
Turn me loose
This party's goin' my way
Or no way at all
Turn me loose you better tell 'em to come re-shingle the roof
Just keep feedin' me free drinks till I puke
And Fred'll ask me to lead sing in his group
I'm sittin' at the bar I'm not bein' approached
Cause Fred's over there stealin' all of my ho's (Yo Fred save me some)
I walked up to these siamese twins
And asked to have a threesome
Told 'em two heads are better than one
Plus I respect how y'all roll together as one
Got a slap in the teeth and a kick in the groin
Stood up like "Ay wait where you goin"
Oh well three strikes and I'm out
I just struck out for the third time in a row
I ain't tryin' no more f*ck it I'm chillin'
Get a shot of Jager fell asleep on the ceiling
Who knows what galaxy I came from
One where a bass drum hung from my high chair
Now I'm a nightmare you stay right there
I got the feeling for the flavour of a single
See me and Shady I think we got it locked down
Shocked by the sound I got you cruisin' with your top down
These two blondes I offered 'em both a drink
And this you would think could get the party started
But instead them girls turned their heads
Opened up their mouths smelled like somebody farted
So it was time for me to move on
Shady said the livin' room was a dance floor so turn me loose
I was cuttin' the rug with this chick
Bumped into this dude who was drunk and a prick
Ramblin' on about how He was gonna kill me
Wow!I spilled a drink on his shirt
Turn me loose
Turn me loose
Turn me loose
This party's goin' my way
Or no way at all
Why don't you turn me loose
Turn me loose
Turn me loose
This party's goin' my way
Or no way at all
Why don't you turn me loose
Turn me loose
Turn me loose
This party's goin' my way
Or no way at all
Why don't you turn me loose
Turn me loose
Turn me loose
This party's goin' my way
Or no way at all