[00:00.790][Doctor] Scalpel
[00:01.680][Nurse] Here
[00:03.260][Doctor] Sponge
[00:04.310][Nurse] Here
[00:04.640][Eminem]
[00:04.830][Doctor] Wait.. he's convulsing, he's convulsing!
[00:06.120][Nurse] Ah!
[00:07.380][Doctor] We're gonna have to shock him!
[00:08.320][Nurse] Oh my! Oh my God!
[00:08.730]These are the results of a thousand electric volts
[00:08.870][Doctor] We're gonna have to shock him!
[00:09.630][Nurse] Oh my God!
[00:11.010]A neck with bolts, "Nurse we're losin him, check the pulse!"
[00:13.930]A kid who refused to respect adults
[00:15.900]Wore spectacles with taped frames and a freckled nose
[00:18.470]A corny lookin white boy, scrawny and always ornery
[00:21.110]Cause I was always sick of brawny bullies pickin on me
[00:23.500]And I might snap, one day just like that
[00:25.680]I decided to strike back and flatten every tire on the bike rack
[00:28.510](Whosssssh) My first day in junior high, this kid said,
[00:31.220]"It's you and I, three o'clock sharp this afternoon you die"
[00:34.070]I looked at my watch it was one twenty
[00:35.930]"I already gave you my lunch money what more do you want from me?!?"
[00:39.080]He said, "Don't try to run from me, you'll just make it worse..."
[00:41.400]My palms were sweaty, and I started to shake at first
[00:43.730]Something told me, "Try to fake a stomach ache it works"
[00:46.510]I screamed, "Owww! My appendix feels like they could burst!
[00:49.280]Teacher, teacher, quick I need a naked nurse!"
[00:51.880][T] "What's the matter?"
[00:52.700][E] "I don't know, my leg, it hurts!"
[00:54.140][T] "Leg?!? I thought you said it was your tummy?!?"
[00:56.330][E] "Oh, I mean it is, but I also got a bum knee!"
[00:59.220][T] "Mr. Mathers, the fun and games are over.
[01:01.460]And just for that stunt, you're gonna get some extra homework."
[01:04.370][E] "But don't you wanna give me after school detention?"
[01:06.780][T] "Nah, that bully wants to beat your ass and I'ma let him."
[01:09.190]Brain damage, ever since the day I was born
[01:11.990]Drugs is what they used to say I was on
[01:14.480]They say I never knew which way I was goin
[01:16.850]But everywhere I go they keep playin my song
[01:17.980]
[01:19.130]Brain damage, ever since the day I was born
[01:22.000]Drugs is what they used to say I was on
[01:24.510]They say I never knew which way I was goin
[01:26.870]But everywhere I go they keep playin my song
[01:29.160]Brain damage..
[01:29.760]Way before my baby daughter Hailey
[01:31.140]I was harassed daily by this fat kid named D'Angelo Bailey
[01:34.520]An eighth grader who acted obnoxious, cause his father boxes
[01:37.180]so everyday he'd shove me in the lockers
[01:39.390]One day he came in the bathroom while I was pissin
[01:41.760]And had me in the position to beat me into submission
[01:44.140]He banged my head against the urinal til he broke my nose,
[01:46.590]Soaked my clothes in blood, grabbed me and choked my throat
[01:49.290]I tried to plead and tell him, "We shouldn't beef"
[01:51.400]But he just wouldn't leave, he kept chokin me and I couldn't breathe
[01:54.410]He looked at me and said, "You gonna die honkey!"
[01:56.940]The principal walked in (What's going on in here?)
[01:59.250]and started helpin him stomp me
[02:00.020]I made them think they beat me to death
[02:01.660]Holdin my breath for like five minutes before they finally left
[02:04.470]Then I got up and ran to the janitor's storage booth
[02:06.820]Kicked the door hinge loose and ripped out the four inch screws
[02:09.740]Grabbed some sharp o**ects, brooms, and foreign tools
[02:11.980]"This is for every time you took my orange juice,
[02:14.610]or stole my seat in the lunchroom and drank my chocolate milk.
[02:17.360]Every time you tipped my tray and it dropped and spilt.
[02:19.720]I'm gettin you back bully! Now once and for good."
[02:22.240]I ****ed the broomstick back and swung hard as I could
[02:24.460]and beat him over the head with it til I broke the wood
[02:27.280]Knocked him down, stood on his chest with one foot..
[02:30.130].. Made it home, later that same day
[02:32.040]Started reading a comic, and suddenly everything became gray
[02:35.060]I couldn't even see what I was tryin to read
[02:37.270]I went deaf, and my left ear started to bleed
[02:39.830]My mother started screamin, "What are you on, drugs?!?
[02:42.500]Look at you, you're gettin blood all over my rug!" (Sorry!)
[02:44.900]She beat me over the head with the remote control
[02:47.360]opened a hole, and my whole brain fell out of my skull
[02:49.910]I picked it up and screamed, "Look *****, what have you done?!?"
[02:52.620][M] "Oh my God, I'm sorry son"
[02:54.130][E] "Shut up you cunt!" I said, "**** it!"
[02:55.270]Took it and stuck it back up in my head
[02:57.280]then I sewed it shut and put a couple of screws in my neck
[03:00.700]Brain damage, ever since the day I was born
[03:03.450]Drugs is what they used to say I was on
[03:05.950]They say I never knew which way I was goin
[03:08.340]But everywhere I go they keep playin my song
[03:10.760]Brain damage, ever since the day I was born
[03:13.670]Drugs is what they used to say I was on
[03:16.210]They say I never knew which way I was goin
[03:18.640]But everywhere I go they keep playin my song
[03:20.900]Brain damage..
[03:23.240]It's brain damage..
[03:25.530]I got brain damage..
[03:28.230]It's brain damage..
[03:30.860]It's probably brain damage..
[03:33.530]It's brai……